Match Thread EPL Man City (H) - 8 Feb 2026 16:30

[Hansern]

Fuck booing Guehi. It’s not like we missed out on Franco Baresi

 

[binomial]

Don't worry guys, we can still catch Villa.

 

[Markeh]

we’re having to play 100mph on the break to produce any chances and all they’re having to do is string 5 passes together in our half

 

[dee]

Crikey, we are awful

 

[localny]

Our Ball retention skills are on a par with my sons u15 team

 

[redblack7]

Whats our game plan, soak up pressure ?

 

[Fabio]

There's no positive to this half of football.

Actually, we haven't conceded. So that's something

 

[binomial]

Help us out and give us a pen please ref.

 

[Holle]

Fuck booing Guehi. It’s not like we missed out on Franco Baresi

Baresi would probably still improve us.

 

[Fabio]

Soft that

 

[dee]

Possible

 

[Hansern]

That’s a penalty

 

[dee]

No pen, probably right

….. and we don’t deserve it

 

[Sculptorini]

🎵We're shit and we know we are 🎶we're shit and we know.... Etc etc🎶

 

[Farkmaster]

If Salah got that it'd be impressive.

 

[Modo]

That's a CL pen

 

[Glen C]

Fuck booing Guehi. It’s not like we missed out on Franco Baresi

What's the problem? Id have us boo the whole team if it helps put them off.

 

[binomial]

Glad to see we've created many, many, many, many chances in this game so far, thoughts Arne?

 

[Squiggles]

Maybe because he chose the oil giants and his £300k per week.

Obviously I know that. It's just weird and small time.

We never got a bid accepted.

 

[Halmeister]

Szoboszlai fucked. Great.

 

[dee]

1st half stats

40-60 possession
3-10 shots
0-3 on target

 

[binomial]

What a waste of time that was. Everybody can fuck off.

 

[Hansern]

Worst half of football I’ve seen in years. Unorganized, badly coached and look unprepared. Criminal with 8 days to get ready.

 

[Halmeister]

I wonder what Dreamy is watching on his Ultimate Australian HD

 

[Farkmaster]

The worst thing is I think we are really really trying.

Wirtz needs to do more with less. It's a hard ask.

 

[Sculptorini]

They won't sack him before but Slot has to go at the end of the season. We're just not going anywhere with this team.

 

[Halmeister]

Worst half of football I’ve seen in years. Unorganized, badly coached and look unprepared. Criminal with 8 days to get ready.

It's bad. Really, really bad. But I think I've seen worse. This season. This year. Under this manager. This is a pretty consistent display.

 

[binomial]

The worst thing is I think we are really really trying.

Wirtz needs to do more with less. It's a hard ask.

Gakpo, Mo and Mac are not trying at all and we're not good enough to win games playing with 8 men.

 

[Farkmaster]

I wonder what Dreamy is watching on his Ultimate Australian HD

The winter Olympics is great.

Plus even if someone is airlifted off the slopes, he will think they are in with a shout of gold.

 

[dee]

It's bad. Really, really bad. But I think I've seen worse. This season. This year. Under this manager. This is a pretty consistent display.

Oh we’ve defo been worse.

Dreamy isn’t wrong in that regard. We have got a little better post November