Pre Match EPL Newcastle (H) - Sat 31st January 20;00

darkstarexodus · 2026-01-29T19:07:26+0000

Bradley said:
Wonder how high his ceiling is?

Average ceiling height in modern British homes is about 2.4 metres, so I'd imagine somewhere around that.

Red Mullet · 2026-01-29T19:40:17+0000

darkstarexodus said:
Average ceiling height in modern British homes is about 2.4 metres, so I'd imagine somewhere around that.

It’s probably painted white and got a few spot lights.

Strange question but whatever floats yer boat

Bradley · 2026-01-29T19:53:17+0000

Aye, but lads called Abe, need their ceilings compared to both Raheem and Sterling's ceilings.

Red Mullet · 2026-01-29T21:37:49+0000

We all know Raheem ceiling is short. As is our Harv TBF.

dee · 2026-01-30T00:15:51+0000

darkstarexodus said:
Average ceiling height in modern British homes is about 2.4 metres, so I'd imagine somewhere around that.

The standard plaster boards are 2.4m so ceilings of newish houses tend to be more around 2.25m

Farkmaster · 2026-01-30T00:28:16+0000

dee said:
The standard plaster boards are 2.4m so ceilings of newish houses tend to be more around 2.25m

We are having a gripping season, aren't we?

Markeh · 2026-01-30T01:02:14+0000

maybe we moonlight as a diy forum until the end of the season? definitely should consider it once athletico knock us out