Florian and the (Slot) Machine

[Halmeister]

He's definitely a good player technically, and yeah, we're utter shite and don't have any discernible style of play, but I just don't see where he fits in. Combine that with everyone in the league reverting to Stokeball this season and he's just getting dominated every game.

I actually thought the City game might suit him. A more tactical, technical game under the lights with the whole world watching. Nope. Absolutely bullied by some stump who's shunted out to right back because he's not good enough to play anywhere else.

I'm calling it. I had high hopes, but this isn't going to work. Dud.

 

[Halmeister]

I think it was Carragher that said it. Someone did anyway. But this wasn't a Liverpool signing. We rarely sign the big money star. We usually sign a player the level below and turn them into that star. Coupled with the fact he's not really a Liverpool style player. He should've joined City or Arsenal. Bayern actually. He should've stayed in that farmer's league. The pace and the physicality is too much for him here.

 

[Farkmaster]

I think he'd be fine in a balanced side, and more than useful in any good side.