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Frimjob

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Asked for frimpong and king kong playing ping pong with their ding dongs but Ai doesn't like drawing cocks so we got this frimjob instead.
 
I used to work in an office where there was a weirdo who would just sit there drawing cocks on scrap paper. Nothing else but cocks of all shapes and sizes. He didn’t last long.
 
This guy is going to need a song.

To the tune of 'Eleanor Rigby' by the Beatles

🎶Jeremie Frimpong,
Skips down the right in the space where the fullback should be,
Runs with such speed,
Left his man standing, defender outpaced in a heap left behind on the floor,
He's gonna score!

Bayer Leverkusen,
That's where he joined us from,
The Kopites sing his name now,
It's Jeremie Frimpong🎶
 
Maybe he'll score in a fucking song?

Firmino scored EVERY time! You're allowed to exaggerate a bit. Go prompt engineer more.

Or... write. That's fun too. Chat gpt is better at editing than writing.
 

Exciting highlights as an attacker. Some quick-takes (though many of you have a much deeper knowledge of his game than I do) :

1. That ridiculous pace (I am so happy we are going to have someone with such serious speed again) is going to do well for us in both an attacking and defensive sense.

2. His crossing and trickery are sublime (Trent who?).

3. He looks like he could easily, in many respects not all, cover Mo. during AFCON.

I'd like to know why he's considered a defensive liability. Is it because he's often at the wrong end of the field? That being the case maybe our MF and Konate would do a much better job covering for him as they have with Trent.
 
Maybe he'll score in a fucking song?

Firmino scored EVERY time! You're allowed to exaggerate a bit. Go prompt engineer more.

Or... write. That's fun too. Chat gpt is better at editing than writing.

The outrage!

I don't even know how to use chat got, much less would use it to write a song! Pfft!!!
 
The scouser in the team
The scouser in the team
It’s Jeremy Frimpong
It’s Jeremy Friiiiiiimpooooonnngggg
The scouser in the team
The scouser who left our team,
The scouser who left our team,
He's Alexander-Arnold, Alexander-Arnold,
Alexander-Arnoooooooooold,
The scouser who left our team.
 
I fucking love a short transfer thread

If this thread gets over 10 pages before he signs he'll be a flop
 
Jerem he/him pong

Might as well call him Jeremy Corpong for the WOKE agenda

You're either born a right back, or you're born a right winger and you can't change it. Keep right wingers spaces SAFE from right backs
 
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