Getting to know you, getting to know....

[Oncy]

Okay, so i have noticed that there have been a lot of new posters on here of late. (some are even genuine NEW posters)

And i thought it would be nice to have a bit of a chat about ourselves Oldies and Newb's. A kind of getting to know a bit about each other.

No idle chit chat (as it will be deleted)...just post about you and feel free to come back and add bits to your original post.

So who wants to start?

Doesn't have to be war and peace like.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Er, alright...

I'm a 23-year-old Canadian pharmacy student who grew up playing "soccer" and hockey, have been supporting Liverpool for a scant three years but am utterly obsessed now. I like women, music, drugs, drinking, reading (roughly in that order).

6'0", 167 lbs. Dirty blonde hair, blue eyes. Medium build. Average size cock.

Currently single after recently extricating myself from a six-year relationship that ended poorly.

Turn-ons: Blowjobs, steak, and putting up with me being a jackass.
Turn-offs: Girls who are like a corpse in bed, being needy, not appreciating a bit of culture.

I like going to see movies and plays and I enjoy dead baby jokes.

And I've never jacked off in class (but I have many other public places, though usually out of sight).

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hello everyone.

I'm The Sheik.
I'm 36.
I'm from Liverpool.
I'm married with two kids, one boy and one girl.
I'm an only child.
I drink copious amounts of red wine.
My favourite band is Pink Floyd.
My musical tastes range from The Clash to The Freestylers.
I have a season ticket in the Kop.
I sit next to Sunny in the match.
He is my daughter's Godfather.
I used to play rugby for Waterloo and Lancashire.
I used to work on the construction of the Channel Tunnel and I have walked halfway to France.
I won £1500 when we won the treble.
I play the guitar.......badly.
To protect the security of the nation and myself, I cannot reveal what I do for a living.
My nickname in school was Gripper....apparently.

 

[Ijg]

Right well....
Im Ijg 😀 pronounced--- IJ-JY, No pause in the middle 😉
Im 16
About 5"10'
Im from Nottingham aka 'The Gun Capital' Thats bullshit though, go out in a bulletproof vest and you'll be fine.
Im currently at college studying... Psychology, Law and Economics and Business, we also have to do General Studies.
I work part time at a call centre, where i fix peoples pc's over the phone, so if you buy a pc from pc world/currys and it breaks and you dial the support number your most likely to come through to me or one of my colleagues.
I have 1 brother and 3 sisters.
I love designer clothing.
I like gadgets PS3, IPOD, PSP etc.
Im a so called 'pretty boy' Basically i like doing my hair and look after myself but i am STRAIGHT!!
I dont drink smoke or take drugs 😀
I like playing football although im shit.
I love Liverpool and its my greatest passion.

 

[Oncy]

I'm Oncy, although that is an internet persona, and not my real name.

I was born in England (Oldham) but moved to Belfast when very young so i remember very little about Oldham which turned out to be a godsend it would seem.
I moved back to England when i was 18ish and have lived in Berks/Bucks ever since.
I have followed Liverpool for as long as i can remember, and hope to follow them for as long as my memory holds out, I get to see the Redmen a couple of times a year and hope to continue that trend for now and then get to see more as the tickets for the new stadium become readily available.
I love Football, Cricket, F1, Boxing and American Football. But i cant stand Golf, snooker and Rugby.

I played Hockey and Badmington at school and was pretty good at both (Made it to county level at Hockey) but have always prefered football.

Im 32 and i still play football on a Sunday night every week with my mates.

After Liverpool come Movies, i am a huge movie fan and watch almost anything with an open mind. My favourite movies include 12 angry men, the hustler, its a wonderful life and streetcar named desire.

I write a bit of poetry and can turn my hand to drawing and writing short stories and scripts, but if i am honest, i am way too lazy to have more than a passing interest in actually doing any of that.

I love art, although i dont know enough about it, but i do try.

I'm left wing politically and have certainly found my voice more this past year (since my first AND ONLY child was born)

Other big passions in my life are Music, World war 2, Books, Titanic, *Whispers* Jack the ripper, JFK....basically anything that is left open to question.

Dylan would be my musical hero, but Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Elvis, Stevie Wonder, Van morrison, Creedence and a bunch of other great artists vie for my affections.

Thats about it really, my family now take up most of my time, which is cool because being a father is indescribable.....see!!

 

[Brizzle]

I am Simon, or Si as i usually get called.. Bristow's my surname
I'm 18, soon to be 19
Taking a gap year at the moment, just done some travelling, may do some more, but may just hang around and save up money for uni so i don't have to work when i'm there
I am 6ft 6! seriously.. is wicked, but also a bit of a pain, wouldn't have minded stopping growing at like 6' 3, 6' 4 ish

My parents are scousers, as are all of the relatives i know.. my uncle and granddad did a combined job of introducing me to liverpool.. my granddad giving me a tape of a liverpool match from the 80s, score was 5-0, not sure who played though! My uncle taught me about the team we had at the time

I love playing football, although as an outfield player i'm not the greatest, but as a goalkeeper I think when i'm in my "can be arsed" mood, im actually quite good.. this just didnt happen often as my college team lacked skills so the whole game would be the opposition attacking

I have played te guitar for 6 years now.. I love playing, but i went through a 2/3 year period of not playing much, and so my technique/skill suffered but im getting on track now

Will be going to bath uni in october to do business administration, until then, will probably post on here more often and just generally perfect the art of being a bum in time for going to uni!

 

[Ryan]

I'm Ryan.
I part-own this website. I came up with the name for it, so you can tell that my contribution has been significant.
I live in Melbourne with my beautiful self. Oh, and my girlfriend. She's great, but can be a moany thick twat on occassions, which comes with the territory of her being A) Australian, and B) a girl.
I used to live in Belfast.
And before that Michigan.
And before that Coleraine.
And before that differing parts of France.
And before that New York.
I plan to stay in this sweaty, backward iniquity for a couple of years, before swanning back to the UK to re-establish some order in my life, get some of Piedro's mums Sunday cooking once more, start a family, attend Liverpool matches, and get this site back to the level it was at whenever I was online more often.
Thatsyerlot.

 

[viingx]

I'm Tony. I was born in Chicago, but currently living and working in Los Angeles, California.
I played a lot of football in my old time as a RW, but ever since my ACL was torn I play lightly/sparingly now.
My personal best 100 meter dash record was 11.68 seconds.
My work is Systems Engineer, and my priority at the moment is money. I'm thinking about attending Law school.
I'd like to retire by the time I'm 50, hoping to be in a paradise somewhere. Maybe an island in Thailand, or a Carribean while running a small resort (10 bungalows).
I like travelling and do road trips.
I'm into fast good looking cars. My current car is the M3, but hoping to upgrade provided I have enough money. M5, 911 Turbo, SL500 (or any AMG) are what I'm aiming for, but admittedly I don't make enough money to be able to afford any of those at the moment.

I have no talent in music or sports that use instruments (Tennis, Baseball etc).
I'm into electronic stuff and geek toys. I have a Binary clock, and I read science fiction books.
I also enjoy reading a book like Meditation by Marcus Aurelius, and Japanese artsy folklore with nice illustration by Yoshitaka Amano (Final Fantasy artist).
Then I read Manga. 🙂

I'm also a multiple ejaculator.
(hoping to get on the perverts thread)

 

[Dave]

My Name is Dave.

I'm 21.

That is all.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'm Wizzy.
I was born in Cape Town, but have also lived in Johannesburg, Israel, Istanbul, Milano, Oxfordshire and Scarsdale (NY).

Went to Uni in the states. Played for 3 years on the uni footy team.

I'm 26 and live in Jerusalem, where I'm quite happy. Engaged to a lovely Swiss gal, who's father will take me to Athens if we make the finals ... After missing Istanbul due to a stupid fucking piece of shit travel agent, I'm hoping to get another chance! Combat reservist in the IDF & enjoy reading up about any history in the region (Entebbe is a favorite).

Been a Liverpool fan since the mid 1980s when my uncle and gramps hooked me on them. But only really started following them when I was in boarding school in England.

Basically like all types of music, but really like the Beatles and Juluka/Savuka/Johnny Clegg (South Africa music).

 

[leftpeg]

I'm leftpeg, lefty, peggy, peggers or any other variation of the same. Of course I'm not really called leftpeg, that would be silly. No my username stems from my Liverpool-mad 8 year old lad who plays left wing for his school and village team.

I'm edging towards 35 and I'm married to Mrs Peg and we have three children (daughters aged 9 and 10 months and the aforementioned son).

I'm of Irish-origin but live in the North East of England. I consider myself a plastic-Paddy. My passion for Liverpool is a family-thing passed through the generations.

I work in public affairs and government relations though I'm currently 'enjoying' three months off to recover from back surgery.

I'm a card-carrying member of the Labour Party. My favourite TV show is the West Wing. Peter Kay makes me laugh. I read a lot of books on politics. In music, my tastes vary from trashy pop to big band/Rat Pack-style swing. My favourite film is The Glenn Miller Story (I always cry at the end).

Should Mrs Peg ever decide she's had enough of me I plan to pursue my interest in Kate Winslet.

As well as football, I enjoy watching most sport, particularly cricket and golf. My sporting ambition is to become a single-figure handicap golfer (I'm currently off 16), though that will have to wait until my back is properly mended.

I can be too sarcastic sometimes and I don't like that about myself (I am trying to refrain). Other than that, I think I'm sound.

 

[Richey]

I'm Richey and I am 27

I was born in South East London, I later moved to Liverpool (Wavertree) and now live in Dartford in Kent. My missus moved in about a year ago which in the most part has been excruciating.

Have been a Liverpool fan since I was about 6 when my dad (a Spurs fan) took me to see Spurs against Liverpool. He was obviously hoping for the opposite to happen but the Reds won and I have supported them ever since.

Aside from football, sports I like are boxing, golf and snooker. I hate rugby and I hate cricket. I play football a few times a week and I play golf on Saturday mornings when I can be bothered.

I work in London for the NHS.

Apart from sport I am into films, music, history and current affairs.
My favourite films include American History X, All The Presidents Men, A Taste of Honey, Raging Bull and Back to the Future
My musical hero is Morrissey, but I am also a big fan of Elvis.

I enjoy reading about real life crime and about politics.

Can't think of much else to say

 

[The Abacus]

I am Abacus.

I have never not been and never will not be.

I am caterpillar.

I am a beech tree.

I am Mario Van Peebles.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Name: Patrick

Age: 24

Location: Dublin, Ireland but spend a lot of time in different countries due to work, originally from Galway.

Likes: Sports, mainly football, GAA, Rugby, and Poker. Travel, Clubbing, Movies, Farming.

Dislikes: Cats.

Life Motto: "What we do in Life echo's in eternity"



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[Gibby]

I'm Dan Gibson, i'm 20 and currently on a foundation course in media, when i get through this year i'll be going onto a journalism course. I live in Carlisle in the north of England. Supported Liverpool since i was 5 and my boyhood mates got me into them.
I have a girlfriend who goes to Uni in York we've been together for 7 months.

I used to play a bit of football, under 14's but i gave up playing for a weekend team when i got to secondary school and took up hockey, played for the school team for 4/5 years as a striker, also played at city and county level, packed it in a year ago due to other commitents but i'm thinking of taking it up again.

 

[Nic83]

I was going to start a thread about this. Good job Oncy.

Age:23
Colour : white and strawberryblonde
Height : 6 '1 '
Weight : 14.5 st
Confidence: through the roof
Belly: Could do with some toning
Family: 1 bro, 1 sis
Bouncbackability: 95%
Religion: Catholic
Mentalist: In the 60 percentile range
Forum importance: infinity
Super powers: Incredibly thick skin and dashing good looks

 

[Spionkop69]

Spionkop69 (aka John).
37 years old, married for 2.5 years to Jules.
One child from previous relationship who is 11 and lives in Co Armagh.
New arrival due in September - fingers crossed.
1 brother, 2 step brothers and 1 half brother.
Met wife at Anfield in Nov 98 - Blackburn game.
I'm 5' 10'' and a bit and weigh about 14 stone odd.
Love footie, and golf and play off a 15 handicap.
I work as for a leasing company managing the team ensuring that people pay for their cars and if they don't recovering them. Also deal with all the fraud we encounter - I love my job, most of the time.
Have met Pete and he's not the pervert most of you think he may be, I'm fat and he didn't try and sleep with me.
Live in a small village in South Hertfordshire, born in Shepherds Bush and lived in Twickenham most of my life apart from a few years in Brixton.

 

[mark mc]

My name is Mark mc (original i know)
Iam married with two young boys ages 5 and 8.

I have been married for thirteen years this year,I have 3 brothers and 1 sister(did have another but she died afew years ago)

I am about to be made redundant from a very well know Tobacco producing factory in Liverpool.

Apart from the kids my loves are for Liverpool fc and everything that goes with it,I am a keen golfer with a handicap of 16.

I have a carefreee attitude to life,What goes around,Comes around.

My grandparents are originally from Galway but i was born and bred in Liverpool and not even the lure of following my job to Nottingham and an
increased salary of £33,000 could pull me away from the city I Love.

 

[Whitey85]

Haven't got time to write much. Anyway .....

Name: Whitey85
Age:21
Height : 6 ft
Weight : almost 13st
Body Type: Athletic
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Family: 5 brothers and a step sister
Work: Full time in law, part time in football
Interests: Football, sport in general, sex, music, usual shit really.

 

[Dahuge]

Dahuge but really it is John
31 years of age
Got 1 bro and 1 sis (he's a red and shes a blue)
Live with my bird and have a 1 year old boy called James.

We live on the Wirral in a village called Oxton, both me mam and dad are from Liverpool.

Been a liverpool fan all my life - first went on the Kop aged 11 with me dad, been going the match ever since.

I went on my first date with the missus to Anfield - she got the tickets as well. I will watch most sports and play most of them too, even managed to get the missus into darts, but only the PDC.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

im a 29 year old scouser who has fucked off away from the city to the quiet life in St Helens up the road.

i am Piedro's bigger brother, or so his last bird said anyway.

i have been married for 6 years.
got 2 kids. girl who is 3 and boy who is 3 months.

i work as a paramedic in liverpool, picking up shite and dumping it anywhere i can.

liverpool fan since forever, dont get the match much cos of family and working shifts.

addicted to every sport possible. particularly golf (play off 8) and female baked bean wrestling.

new to internet stuff so just learning the ropes.

my idol is singlerider after learning his super hero skill of self gobbling.

 

[Paddy]

Hi, my name is Paddy and im from Ireland.
Im 21 soone to be 22 on Paddys weekend which is awfully convienient as ill be locked.

Which is something i quite like doing.

I have supported Liverpool for 14-15 years and cant imagine not supporting them.

I have 3 brothers and one sister.
A mother and father.

My hobbies are playing football at the jjb and poker.

I also quite like to write believe it or not.
I also have a big affection for pornography and my favourite aspect of porn surfing has to be lesbianism.
It really is fantastic stuff.

I live out in the sticks generally but most of my living time is devoted to Dundalk which is a shithole.
Still the "craic" is great. My arse.

Anyway thats me.

 

[Le Chacal]

My name is Tony
I was born in Lausanne
I studied political sciences and International relations
I have supported LFC since mid 80's
2 younger brothers
I've been playing football since im 5, my highest level was swiss 4th divison when i was 20...now playing in a pub team that we created with mates 3 years ago.
I like watching Tennis, Ice hockey, cycling and sport in general
My favorites bands are The Beatles and The Who
Movies: Reservoir dogs, Raging bull, taxi driver, Le dîner de cons, etc

 

[Oncy]

Being as everyone else is naming names, I am Andy.

 

[Sunny]

Howdy y'all.

I'm Sunny.
I'm 36.
I'm from Liverpool.
I'm married with no kids, but one on the way.
I have a sister who is a bit odd but has three lovely kids.
My favourite band is also Pink Floyd.
My musical range is enormous. I'll listen to anything bar heavy metal. I have a large world music and chillout collection. (none of this run of the mill bullshit)
I have a room in my house specifically created to chill out in. Floor chairs from Thailand, a table made from a tree trunk, carpet and lamps from Marrakech and a oil projector for those psychedelic moments.
I have a season ticket in the Kop and have been going to watch Liverpool for 20 years now. About 12 as a season ticket holder.
I sit next to Sheik in the match.
I'm his daughter's Godfather, who is a little darling. (His daughter not Sheiky)
I used to play basketball for Liverpool and Manchester Giants as a kid.
I used to do triple jump for Liverpool Harriers and Merseyside
My back is completely fucked now.
I worked for a very large IT company and I'm a solutions architect.
I work away a lot - boo.
I love live music and going to gigs.
I love Glastonbury and The Big Chill
I love Ibiza and the sunsets
I like people (mostly)
I like it here.

 

[Sidd]

I'm 20.
I'm 6 foot 2

Born and raised in the states, in California.

I'm also a Canadian citizen, because of their dumb citizenship rules.

I am in college majoring in Journalism and History. After graduation there is a 55% chance I'm going to law school, a 35% chance I'm going to become a journalist, and a 10% chance that I'm going to become a teacher.

I've never been to England, never left North America as a matter of fact. I'm graduating in winter of 2008, and I'm thinking of making a trip before the PL season would end.

I'm very far to the left politically.

I play soccer (football) when I can. I've been playing ever since when I was a kid, and I've always been bad. I'm clumsy, I have bad vision, I'm not fast.

I love video games, music, movies, books, football and baseball. Die-hard Dodgers fan. I've gone through dozens of Dodgers hats and been to hundreds, if not thousands of games.

 

[Rosco]

As most of you know I'm Ross.

I'm 25 years old, I live in Dublin and always have with the exception of a summer in Toronto. I'm part owner of this site and I credit myself as being the brains behind the operation :wink: .

I currently work as a legal clerk mainly dealing with refugee and family law. I'm also studying to be a solicitor and hope to take up an apprenticeship in the near future. I'm a bit in two minds about it though because I'd really like to do a Masters first if possible. I've identified the perfect one for me and I'm even willing to live in Cork for a year to do it. When I do qualify I want to get into Criminal Law which I'd have to say is my real passion.

I enjoy most sports and I've played a lot of them to a reasonable standard. I've played Football, Gaelic Football, Basketball, Tennis and Rugby League to name a few but I was easily better at Rugby Union than any of the previous sports mentioned. I've "retired" from playing due to constant injury problems. I go to the gym now instead.

I read quite a bit, enjoy playing computer games every now again and I love my music. But I'm not all that keen on TV and movies.

Oncy ? Is this the bit where I'm supposed to say I'd like to meet someone with a GSOH who enjoys long walks on the beach ?

 

[the count]

A big hello from the count. I am a real newbie and havent really bothered ever posting before on any other forums. Your loss, their gain. I am 42, living in Dublin and maried with two boys. The eldest is eleven and is a total liverpool nut. He is my best excuse for going to Liverpool more often. Supported Liverpool since 1971 F.A. Cup final against Arsenal. Still haven't forgiven Charlie George. I am not claiming to be greatest fan ever but still get tears in my eyes when I watch Istanbul footage.... really sad.

 

[Whaddapie]

Derek
Born in Dublin, 1972.
Moved to Boston, 1992.
Moved to Dallas, 1998. Stayed.

Married Amy, 2000.
Andie arrived 02/03/04.
Alex arrived 01/13/06.
Dr. Mullen's VERY cold scalpel ensured that no more are imminent.

5'8(ish)" tall, weighing between 12 and 13 stone. 12.5 right now.
I have been known to struggle with the weight every now and then... God help me, I love my fizzy orange, pizza and assorted junk food.
Black hair. Green eyes.
Have been told I have a passing resemblance to Colin Farrell, though chunkier!
I have punched everyone who has told me that.
And then imformed them that I am a far better actor than he is.

Manage a 200 person call center.
I started working in that same call center 9 years ago, as a customer care agent, and have worked in practically every department there is.
It's like running a playschool, except I'm sure that the children are endeering and SUPPOSED to act like 4 year olds...
Still, I'm moving up the corperate ladder fairly nicely, and the next jump should be to a fairly nice tax bracket (fingers crossed).

I am a halfway decent midfielder when fit.
No great skills, but can read a game pretty well, and can pass it reasonably well with both feet.
Every now and then I pop one in from outside the box.
I have also played GAA (at a high level as a kid), Rugby, Tennis, Hockey, Basketball, and basically tried every team sport that was available in 1980s Dublin.

I also boxed.
Once.
I won.
I quit that night anyway.

I enjoy all sorts of music.
My CD collection contains artists as varied as Public Enemy, The Counting Crows, Guns'n'Roses, Prince, Queen, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Niel Diamond, The Dubliners, Sheryl Crow, Pavarotti, the Bee Gees and U2.
Yes, I'm a huge U2 fan.
And I've heard it a million times, so f#$! off.

I am very blessed to have a wonderful life.
It's crazy, but a kid-fueled, good-kind-of-crazy.

I love America and the life and familythat it's given me.
I love Dublin and I miss the life and family that I left behind.
Yes, you CAN do both...
I don't think that I'll ever be 100% settled again.
This is where I and my family have the best possible future.
There is where I'd love to be, if I could guarantee all concerned the same kind of life.
I cannot.
Such is life.
And aeroplanes are wonderful things.

I love American sports, particularly the Boston Red Sox and the Oakland Raiders.
Yes, you CAN enjoy both American sports and footie, rugger, formula 1, etc...

My passion for Liverpool boarders on the insane at times, and I know how ridiculous it is that I allow a bunch of spoilt millionaire athletes determine my mood from 10,000 miles away, but I can't help it.
They've been doing it for as long as I have been aware of sports.
It is something that often makes me giggle to myself.
As Amy screams at me for waking the girls.
Or kicking the dogs.

The only thing that truly matters in my life is my family.

But of all the other stuff, Liverpool is top of the heap.

Cheers all.

P.S. Sorry it was so long.

 

[Niall K]

My name is Niall. I was born in Dublin and have lived here all my life.
I am 36 years old with one brother, married and have 3 daughters the eldest is 5 years old , next is 3 years old and our youngest is 10 months.
I am 6" 2 and weigh 13.5 stone

I work in the construction industry as a Purchasing Manager.
As a young lad I participated in a number of sporting activities football, swimming, tennis, snooker and golf. Unfortunately I have had to give almost all of these up due to family and work commitments.
I still play golf though and am currently playing off 17.

My family now are the single most important thing in my life and I would never in the past have fully appreciated the joys that becoming a father would bring.
When the chance arises I enjoy a few pints, going to gigs and generally just having a laugh. I dont watch a lot of T-V mainly just sports .

Thats it folks