He who shall not be named

[mark1975]

the Danish one, we've made an enquiry appaz.

 

[Mojo]

Haven't we been past the enquiry stage already?

 

[Mors]

Says the arse has too

 

[Frogfish]

 

[singlerider]

I reckon people would be all over this if KHL didn't post on this forum

 

[6TimesaRed]

@the_khl is gonna get uber excited now...

 

[dmishra]

the Danish one, we've made an enquiry appaz.

Sauce?

 

[RedZeppelin III]

well there is nobody left is there ?

negative spin alert , mark will be twitching !

 

[mark1975]

The Khl is barred for this one.

 

[Frogfish]

the Danish one, an enquiry appaz.

I don't really want to trade KHL to Rawk though ... they've got no-one I want !

 

[Modo]

Simon Kjaer?!

 

[Mosely]

Bendtner.

 

[cloggypop]

I am guessing he plays for Ajax. Poulsen?

 

[Skullflower]

him and ljajic.

would be fucking amazing business for us.

 

[Gary25]

Dont want him. Meh.

 

[the_khl]

EVERYONE, STAY CALM!!!!

 

[cloggypop]

Where is this coming from? I see nothing over here.

 

[the_khl]

I reckon people would be all over this if KHL didn't post on this forum

*pats Singlerider on the back*

"It's ok".

 

[the_khl]

There's a good chance I will update this thread with an Eriksen free kick goal within 60 minutes. Ajax starts in 15.


*SUPERJINX*

 

[the_khl]

*looks flirtatiously at thread*..

*winks secretly*....

*lowers voice*

"can I buy you a drink..."?

 

[cloggypop]

Might have to look at the telly more now when I go the pub in a bit.

 

[RolandG]

We'll probably miss out on him too 🥷 Oh Bramble!

 

[Modo]

He'll go to Spurs, unless Agger has something to say about it.

 

[Buddha]

I can still see this happening. It;s likely most clubs have left a move to late in the window to force Ajax's hand (do they really want to write off 12m odd?)

We can also sweeten the deal for Ajax with:
A loan/part-ex of Assaidi (they've declared an interest)
A loan of Wisdom? (They're selling Alderweird/he might well get regular football in a title challenging team/Champs league experience)

We can sweeten Eriksen with:
An improved wage
The promise of playing at the apex of the three (competition will be Henderson/Allen)
The phone number of Rooney's head-pube injector
A daily blowjob from Kris

Everyone's a winner.

 

[Oncy]

I dont understand all this made an enquiry piss.
If we want him, dont fuck about, make a bid.
10m plus Assaidi.
Job done.
Singed sealed delivered im yours!

No we make an enquiry alerting Spurs ninja scouts....

 

[the_khl]

I can still see this happening. It;s likely most clubs have left a move to late in the window to force Ajax's hand (do they really want to write off 12m odd?)

We can also sweeten the deal for Ajax with:
A loan/part-ex of Assaidi (they've declared an interest)
A loan of Wisdom? (They're selling Alderweird/he might well get regular football in a title challenging team/Champs league experience)

We can sweeten Eriksen with:
An improved wage
The promise of playing at the apex of the three (competition will be Henderson/Allen)
The phone number of Rooney's head-pube injector
A daily blowjob from Kris

Everyone's a winner.

Can I ask how you reckon I'd "win" from that scenario.... ?

*backs slowly out of thread, all eyes on Buddha*

 

[Glen C]

I can still see this happening. It;s likely most clubs have left a move to late in the window to force Ajax's hand (do they really want to write off 12m odd?)

We can also sweeten the deal for Ajax with:
A loan/part-ex of Assaidi (they've declared an interest)
A loan of Wisdom? (They're selling Alderweird/he might well get regular football in a title challenging team/Champs league experience)

We can sweeten Eriksen with:
An improved wage
The promise of playing at the apex of the three (competition will be Henderson/Allen)
The phone number of Rooney's head-pube injector
A daily blowjob from Kris

Everyone's a winner.

They won't be writing off anything as he said if he doesn't leave he'll sign a new contract, that's the problem I think with many clubs. Ajax can ask for premium for him. He looks alright, but is he really that much better than hendo? I don't think so personally.

 

[Der Alte]

No we make an enquiry alerting Spurs ninja scouts....

Your camping equipment gives it away anyway.

 

[Buddha]

Can I ask how you reckon I'd "win" from that scenario.... ?

*backs slowly out of thread, all eyes on Buddha*

Shiny hair?

 

[Hansern]

Whats the source Mark?

We're apparantly interested in Ljajic and Andre Ayew aswell.