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How would you get rid of 'em?
How would you get rid of 'em?
How do we get rid of the shit, wank, cunty players on our books?
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Trust a lawyer to kill all the fun.
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I reckon we need a few portfolios, similar to what Owen had.
How would Poulsen's read?
How would Poulsen's read?
13 players with an estimated wage bill of 30 million a year according to the papers..
thats some serious paying out of contracts we may need to do... Works out @ 45,000 a week per player
HOW THE FUCK!!!!
thats some serious paying out of contracts we may need to do... Works out @ 45,000 a week per player
HOW THE FUCK!!!!
Arrange a friendly match involving just them & have the coach be chased down the tunnel by some paparazzi.
Big crash, boom, all dead, insurance kicks in, nice payout, no-one will suspect a thing.
Sorted.
Big crash, boom, all dead, insurance kicks in, nice payout, no-one will suspect a thing.
Sorted.
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Ha, so death is everyone's preference.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=45937.msg1358473#msg1358473 date=1309541127]
Ha, so death is everyone's preference.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
[/quote]How is that going to work? We'd be paying for rail tickets for the next 30 years.
Ha, so death is everyone's preference.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
[/quote]How is that going to work? We'd be paying for rail tickets for the next 30 years.
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[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=45937.msg1358473#msg1358473 date=1309541127]
Ha, so death is everyone's preference.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
[/quote]How is that going to work? We'd be paying for rail tickets for the next 30 years.
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It won't take Rafa that long to get a job.
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Ha, so death is everyone's preference.
I was thinking of giving them so inter-rail tickets and tell them to travel around Europe until they find a club as stupid as we are.
[/quote]How is that going to work? We'd be paying for rail tickets for the next 30 years.
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It won't take Rafa that long to get a job.
If we can't shift them before the transfer window then some of them should be brought in from the cold. Cole and Jove weren't given a run for any length of time. If were are paying them we may as well use them. Paying players tens of thousands of pounds makes perfect sense. As for the future, ffs stop giving older players long contracts.
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their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Absolutely. People make too big an issue of players age in modern football. It's as if every player has to be 25 or under or else their legs are gone. Utter bullshit.
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Absolutely. People make too big an issue of players age in modern football. It's as if every player has to be 25 or under or else their legs are gone. Utter bullshit.
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their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
Not to us maybe, but might that be because they've proved it on the training field?
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[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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Who like?
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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Who like?
Jovanovic is arguably one, primarily a striker with Liege but played almost exclusively in his stand-in position of LW for us.
But he's a case in point for my previous post. If the management had rated him as a striker, wouldn't they have given him more opportunities there, especially when we've been so short of them?
But he's a case in point for my previous post. If the management had rated him as a striker, wouldn't they have given him more opportunities there, especially when we've been so short of them?
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45937.msg1358499#msg1358499 date=1309545151]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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Who like?
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Aqua for instance, we're desperate to fuck him off and replace him with Adam, despite not giving aqua a good run in the side. maybe as judge said though, he may be shit in training. I also add Jove and cole to the list, sure they haven't pulled up trees but they haven't played that much. If shocking to think the amount of money we are pissing away to have these players sit in the stands, it would be cheaper to hire a hit man to take them out.
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=45937.msg1358499#msg1358499 date=1309545151]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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Who like?
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Aqua for instance, we're desperate to fuck him off and replace him with Adam, despite not giving aqua a good run in the side. maybe as judge said though, he may be shit in training. I also add Jove and cole to the list, sure they haven't pulled up trees but they haven't played that much. If shocking to think the amount of money we are pissing away to have these players sit in the stands, it would be cheaper to hire a hit man to take them out.
I think one option is exemplified by the Diego for Jovanovic+cash rumour. Basically, we scan the European leagues for other clubs' lemons and offer to swap them for our lemons in the hope that we'll be able to make nicer lemonade with one of the new lemons than with our current ones.
Some contracts we eat:
Degen
Some we pay off part of the contract, and sell:
Joe Cole, Jovanovic
Some we sell in a firesale:
Jones, Konchesky, Poulsen
Some we won't really have problems selling at market value (which will be low anyway):
N'gog, Darby, Insua, El Zhar
Some we don't know what to do with:
Aquilani
Degen
Some we pay off part of the contract, and sell:
Joe Cole, Jovanovic
Some we sell in a firesale:
Jones, Konchesky, Poulsen
Some we won't really have problems selling at market value (which will be low anyway):
N'gog, Darby, Insua, El Zhar
Some we don't know what to do with:
Aquilani
Start some twitter rumours that the LA Galaxy are in for them so other [MLS] clubs try and beat them to the punch
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[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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They've done well so far though.
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=45937.msg1358495#msg1358495 date=1309544505]
their age wouldn't matter if they were any good.
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Some of the players listed haven't been given games enough to conclusively prove they are rubbish.
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They've done well so far though.
hahahaha. Best answer so far.
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