If father Christmas could bring you ONE thing...

[dee]

Emma Watson .... in a Liverpool shirt (briefly)

 

[Judge Jules]

Can you imagine - one poor result and another club legend will be torn to shreds on this forum.
Plus he would likely vent his frustration by going out & punching JJ

Haha. Club legend or not, I'd lamp him back. 😀

 

[Woland]

Pogba. Midfield solved for 10 years.

Like we'd keep him for more than 10 months.

I'd like a B-Rod / Tranny sex tape.

 

[Leo]

Like we'd keep him for more than 10 months.

I'd like a B-Rod / Tranny sex tape.

One night in Basel.

 

[Oncy]

One night in Basil

 

[Lippy]

One night in Basil

Toni ?

 

[Judge Jules]

Just find your nearest herb garden. Sorted.

 

[Ryan]

A defensive coach.

You can always go and buy a world class attacker or midfielder, and Rodgers may well do that. But we know for a fact he doesn't know how to get a team to defend.

 

[Judge Jules]

Agreed and, though it wouldn't be my preferred outcome, I'd be prepared to see him leave if he can't or won't accept such an appointment to the staff.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Jose mourinho

 

[darkstarexodus]

Jose mourinho

Oh go fuck off with that. You've got to be kidding me.

 

[StevieM]

I'd like Santa to swap Mingolet for De Gea please.

I need to feel that we've improved at the direct expense of that shower of bastards.

Plus, I reckon I'd love watching Mongolet showcasing his unique goalkeeping talents elsewhere.

 

[Shadey]

Get Jordan ibe & divock origi back in January would be a start.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Oh go fuck off with that. You've got to be kidding me.

The man shits titles everywhere he goes and if I was given the choice of any coach in world football to us a title I'd pick him ya.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

I would genuinely rather see us relegated than appoint Mourinho.

 

[darkstarexodus]

The man shits titles everywhere he goes and if I was given the choice of any coach in world football to us a title I'd pick him ya.

Three years ago I would have agreed with you but he was somewhat sussed our at Real, has made himself look the cunt dozens more times and we've blown our load financially already so lack the ability to provide him the 200 m transfer kitty to get the title he "shits". At this point no thanks, I'll back our manager for the time being.

 

[tombrown]

And last season he was clearly constipated, as Chelsea ' s surrender in the title race was even more spectacular than ours

 

[Lippy]

The man shits titles everywhere he goes and if I was given the choice of any coach in world football to us a title I'd pick him ya.

It baffles me how you're teetotal yet consistently come out with such drunken bollocks Patrick.

 

[#roadred]

Suarez, I've only seen him twice, I want more. Santa, you cunt, get him back.
*But if he wants to stay, with his little princess and his little family surrounded by in-laws having family barbecues in perfect little Barce-fucking-lona, then I'll have Roberto Firmino please, Santa, you cunt.
Look he's even played with legends, he's perfect

*I think I'm still a bit bitter about the whole Suarez thing

 

[Dreambeliever]

And last season he was clearly constipated, as Chelsea ' s surrender in the title race was even more spectacular than ours

2nd season is his go to season. He'll get it done this year. In any case after 25 years waiting id take anyone that would bring us back to no 1

 

[Ryan]

2nd season is his go to season. He'll get it done this year. In any case after 25 years waiting id take anyone that would bring us back to no 1

Oh just fuck away off would you.