If father Christmas could bring you ONE thing...

[Silver Sean]

...what would it be?

Only one allowed.

I would ask for Benzema.

 

[themn]

Premier League title.

 

[Silver Sean]

Premier League title.

I said Father Christmas not Jesus.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Ronaldo

 

[gkmacca]

A new telly. Or a top class striker.

 

[themn]

I said Father Christmas not Jesus.

Don't you start adding caveats after the fact.

Who do you think you are, a mod on SCM?

*glances into camera*

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Father Christmas wouldn't like me much - but if Hanukkah Harry would visit this year, I'd ask for Suarez & Courtois.

 

[themn]

But, seriously, I would probably settle for my country back.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

But, seriously, I would probably settle for my country back.

Falklands?

 

[mark1975]

Suarez. Slightly more realistically, Benzema (not very).

 

[livvy145]

Kate Upton

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I think Livvy is on the right track ... I'll take Jessica Alba.

 

[Mystic]

...what would it be?

Only one allowed.

I would ask for Benzema.

Deposit for a house.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I'm still waiting for the Meccano set he was supposed to bring me over 50 year ago the cunt. I'm finished with him!

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

A really nice espresso maker.

 

[themn]

Deposit for a house.

YOU'RE DOING THIS WRONG!

 

[Mystic]

YOU'RE DOING THIS WRONG!

True, okay, Daniel Sturridge, so I could sell him back on the Liverpool for a profit, which should be enough to cover me for a deposit on a house.

 

[Silver Sean]

Looks like I should have also stipulated 'football related'.

 

[themn]

Looks like I should have also stipulated 'football related'.

Possibly.

 

[Modo]

I'd like my country back for Christmas.

 

[themn]

True, okay, Daniel Sturridge, so I could sell him back on the Liverpool for a profit, which should be enough to cover me for a deposit on a house.

YOU ASK FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE YOU WEIRDO!

 

[gkmacca]

Looks like I should have also stipulated 'football related'.

Quite. That could have confused a stupid person. Er...

 

[Modo]

sorry for queefing.

 

[themn]

Mods, can any and all choices in this thread that aren't football-related be removed and put in another sub-forum (where no fucker ever goes or even realises it exists) and locked please?

 

[TheRedCrusade]

A striker who can score goals

 

[iffythebiffy]

Defensive positional awareness. For the team and this thread.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Mods, can any and all choices in this thread that aren't football-related be removed and put in another sub-forum (where no fucker ever goes or even realises it exists) and locked please?

@RedNinja - can you help Themn please?

 

[Mystic]

YOU ASK FOR THE ENTIRE HOUSE YOU WEIRDO!

I like to work towards things, I just need a little boost, GREEDO.

 

[6TimesaRed]

@RedNinja - can you help Themn please?

Not at the computer at the mo..

Will take a look though as soon as I can

 

[Red Mullet]

A defensive coach





*acts all sensible like a swotty swotty swot swot*