we have an irish shakespeare someone alert the media!!! 😛Paddy said:Fuck sake write her a poem or something...
When i saw you on the bike...
I fell totally in love....
seeing your sweaty body...
turned me on so much....
Jesus.That's pathetic.

we have an irish shakespeare someone alert the media!!! 😛Paddy said:Fuck sake write her a poem or something...
When i saw you on the bike...
I fell totally in love....
seeing your sweaty body...
turned me on so much....
Jesus.That's pathetic.
Asim said:
Marky18 said:Asim said:
I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.
Sheik Yerbouti said:Marky18 said:Asim said:
I'm well ahead of her in terms of fitness, she does 10 minutes on the running machines, then about 5 on the stepper, then about 10 on the Cross Trainor. Maybe that's all she needs and wants to do though.
I'm fucking flat out on the running machne for about 25 minutes, then the bike for 15, then the Cross Trainor for about 20 as well. By that time she's away in next door - where the midicine ball etc and that is at.
when you said you liked her you never mentioned your actually stalking her and know her programme of the top of your head!
Asim said:in which case tell her she needs to maybe think about changing her programme...
robinhood said:Good luck mate. Just take a deep breath and don't be a weirdo.
*pats Marky18 on the back firmly*
RafasShanksLC said:I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.
I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
RafasShanksLC said:I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.
I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
Sheik Yerbouti said:RafasShanksLC said:I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.
I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
Fuck that mate, a bird who doesn't iron your clobber? 😀
Marky18 said:RafasShanksLC said:I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.
I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
Blimey, you don't fuck about do you?
Seriously there is some fine young ladies at the peak of thier powers sweating it out at my Gym.
Pulling chicks at the Gym is the way forward 😀
RafasShanksLC said:Marky18 said:RafasShanksLC said:I'm going to the Gym tomorrow with the intention of pulling a bird.
I've never tried before and this thread has made me realise the untapped potential it holds. I am confident I will be pumping something this time tomorrow and it wont iron. :wink:
Blimey, you don't fuck about do you?
Seriously there is some fine young ladies at the peak of thier powers sweating it out at my Gym.
Pulling chicks at the Gym is the way forward 😀
Yes I do. That is the reason I'm going to the Gym tomorrow. 😀
RafasShanksLC said:If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.
The longer you leave it, the harder it will get.
Take a leaf out of my book and just do it. My mate used to piss about when he liked someone, until one day we forced him to talk to a bird he liked. She said no, but he realised it was no big deal. He can now talk the knickers off a nun.
He is not yet at my standard though. :twisted:
RafasShanksLC said:If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.
Sheik Yerbouti said:RafasShanksLC said:If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.
If this thread is still going next week, I'll give this bird some of my finest camels just to go out with him.
anfieldanfield said:Sheik Yerbouti said:RafasShanksLC said:If you aint shagged that bird by this time next week or at least tried it on with her, give up.
If this thread is still going next week, I'll give this bird some of my finest camels just to go out with him.
This Mark lad sure is dragging it out.....
RafasShanksLC said:Mate, do you want me to come over and shag her for you?
I'm always willing to help.
Sheik Yerbouti said:Gym bird receives Sheik's prized dromedary and agrees to go out with Marky as long as he shuts the fuck up about her on SCM.
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