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Jose Enrique - HAVING MEDICAL. Official.

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Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Was interesting listening to big Jan Molby talking earlier on LFC TV about our defence...he was of the opinion we needed a Scott Dann type over Gary Cahill.

Reason being that Dann tends to stay central and hold his position, whereas Cahill can wonder of and try to cover full backs too much. I know it doesn't sound like a big issue but it's a valid point in my view. We have defenders in Agger and Johnson who i reckon can go walkabouts at the wrong time. Try to do too much.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Reporters from the Northern Echo says the deal is in trouble, but not off yet. Enrique needs to find out if football or money comes first.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Fuck him to be honest..... I would like to think the first thing inhis head is Liverpool are trying sign me not how much will these lot pay me. He's had a good few days we were willing to match if not make him slightly better payed than what he is now. Move on and find another target is my opinion.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=El Pistolero link=topic=44896.msg1376470#msg1376470 date=1312841450]
Fuck him to be honest..... I would like to think the first thing inhis head is Liverpool are trying sign me not how much will these lot pay me. He's had a good few days we were willing to match if not make him slightly better payed than what he is now. Move on and find another target is my opinion.
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Like who?
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=El Pistolero link=topic=44896.msg1376470#msg1376470 date=1312841450]
Fuck him to be honest..... I would like to think the first thing inhis head is Liverpool are trying sign me not how much will these lot pay me. He's had a good few days we were willing to match if not make him slightly better payed than what he is now. Move on and find another target is my opinion.
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This year's Lucas Neill. Both in terms of wage demands and footballing ability.

FUCK THIS CUNT OFF.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Your obsession with Enrique is bordering on lunacy. Just like me regarding Aquatastic. Take it from a loon, just let go.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Modo link=topic=44896.msg1376579#msg1376579 date=1312852794]
Your obsession with Enrique is bordering on lunacy. Just like me regarding Aquatastic. Take it from a loon, just let go.
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Don't compare me with you. On anything.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=44896.msg1376582#msg1376582 date=1312854587]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44896.msg1376579#msg1376579 date=1312852794]
Your obsession with Enrique is bordering on lunacy. Just like me regarding Aquatastic. Take it from a loon, just let go.
[/quote]

Don't compare me with you. On anything.
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You know that is just sad, I'm trying to help you.
Help me, help you. Help me...help you.
Cause you're dead wrong you know....deaaaaad wrong.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=44896.msg1376582#msg1376582 date=1312854587]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44896.msg1376579#msg1376579 date=1312852794]
Your obsession with Enrique is bordering on lunacy. Just like me regarding Aquatastic. Take it from a loon, just let go.
[/quote]

Don't compare me with you. On anything.
[/quote]

FYI

www.narcissistsanonymous.com
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

On Enrique's uncertain future, Pardew addded: "Jose was in good shape against Fiorentina [in the weekend friendly], and you know I want him to stay.

"I can't make that statement any more clear - no fan out there wants him to stay here more than me - [but] Jose will determine his own future."
Click to expand...
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

I really hope you're comarison with Neill i soley based on the money grabing cunt part Ryan. If its ability you're comparing then deary me. The problem with Enrique is that he knows he's in for a huge contract if he goes on a free next year. If he cant see what we're trying to achieve here and still wants ridiculous wages he can rot in Newcastle for all that I care.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44896.msg1376601#msg1376601 date=1312867020]
I really hope you're comarison with Neill i soley based on the money grabing cunt part Ryan. If its ability you're comparing then deary me. The problem with Enrique is that he knows he's in for a huge contract if he goes on a free next year. If he cant see what we're trying to achieve here and still wants ridiculous wages he can rot in Newcastle for all that I care.
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He's a slightly better than average full-back who's spent the best bits of his career fucking about with clubs in the lower half of the table or in the Championship. In that sense, the Neill comparisons are spot on.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Yes, obviously. The only difference being 8 years of age, Enrique playing for a Spanish top team before moving to England and being touted as the next left back in the Spanish national team. 4 years playing for Newcastle is obviously the same as Lucas Neills career. No doubt about that.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

I warned him. Let it go, I said. You're acting like a loon, I said.
Now Hansen had to come in and destroy your argument in every sense of the word.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

he is acting like a money grabbing cunt but you can see why he is doing it. you have maybe 10 years to make as much money as possible and his next contract will almost certainly be his biggest. he can demand big wages now or get a big fee if he leaves on a free next season.

I don't think this will drag on till the end of the month, he will either be reasonable or we'll walk away from this. with aurelio and robinson and *groan* insewer at least we have options.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44896.msg1376612#msg1376612 date=1312874446]
he is acting like a money grabbing cunt but you can see why he is doing it. you have maybe 10 years to make as much money as possible and his next contract will almost certainly be his biggest. he can demand big wages now or get a big fee if he leaves on a free next season.

I don't think this will drag on till the end of the month, he will either be reasonable or we'll walk away from this. with aurelio and robinson and *groan* insewer at least we have options.
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Heh, didn't Keanu Reaves give most of his money away from the Matrix? He gave it to Charity or something or other. When asked why, he said that he earns enough to live until he's 150, so why would he want or need any more?

I'm sure he's made tonnes more since and will make even more again, so the charity thing is probably a drop in the ocean (though it's more than many give), but you can see the point. The lad has earned £2.5m in the last year from Newcastle, plus whatever else he's earned throughout his career. For a player of his stature it just highlights the criminal wages 'stars' and sportsmen are on, that even your average relatively unknown footballer is a multi-millionaire. So if the cunt is holding out because he wants an extra million a year, to fund a new car and countless restaurant bills, holidays and a pointless piece of Modern Art for his expansive gallery full of shite he doesn't even understand, then he can play another season for Newcastle and miss the boat, take the money and become a fat bloater on the Costa Del Sol.

Fuck'em.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44896.msg1376606#msg1376606 date=1312871916]
Yes, obviously. The only difference being 8 years of age, Enrique playing for a Spanish top team before moving to England and being touted as the next left back in the Spanish national team. 4 years playing for Newcastle is obviously the same as Lucas Neills career. No doubt about that.
[/quote][quote author=Modo link=topic=44896.msg1376611#msg1376611 date=1312873756]
I warned him. Let it go, I said. You're acting like a loon, I said.
Now Hansen had to come in and destroy your argument in every sense of the word.
[/quote]

You pair couldn't "destroy" your fucking lunch, so spare me. Modo, while I'm at it; you're garnering Dreamy-like levels of respect around here these days, so keep the warnings to yourself you delirious gimp.

Now, here I go:
"A top Spanish team" - He was deemed not good enough for one single appearance at Valencia, before being shipped out to the mighty Celta Vigo on loan, where after no more than a whopping 15 appearances he found his way to Villareal that "top Spanish team".

"being touted as the next left back in the Spanish team" - So, he's not actually playing for them, he's being "touted". Do you want an example of a 'tout? "Hayden Mullins could play for England" - that's a tout. Exactly.

Neill on the other hand, captains his country. Australia it may be, but given he's played at the last two world cups, and is chosen to lead the team ahead of Cahill, Kewell, Schwarzer and plenty of other candidates, it's safe to say he's proven his international credentials. Unlike Jose, who's being "touted".

"4 years playing for Newcastle" - Ah yes, those glorious 4 years. Let's have a look at them shall we? 2007 - 13th, 2008 - 12th, 2009 - relegated, 2010 - in the Championship. So essentially, two decent club seasons back in '07 & '08... Except... After signing in '07 he wasn't played was he? Nope. He was so fucking shite in his first season that Charles N'Zogbia, a left winger was picked at left-back ahead of him.

So to sum up; he's played well in the Championship. And might play for his country.

"Destroy" that.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

ryan, if enrique is signed are you going to give him a fair shake or will you be on him like a fly on shit everytime he fucks up?
this isn't meant as a dig btw, I'm just wondering why this player gets you so worked up.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=44896.msg1376836#msg1376836 date=1312892305]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44896.msg1376606#msg1376606 date=1312871916]
Yes, obviously. The only difference being 8 years of age, Enrique playing for a Spanish top team before moving to England and being touted as the next left back in the Spanish national team. 4 years playing for Newcastle is obviously the same as Lucas Neills career. No doubt about that.
[/quote][quote author=Modo link=topic=44896.msg1376611#msg1376611 date=1312873756]
I warned him. Let it go, I said. You're acting like a loon, I said.
Now Hansen had to come in and destroy your argument in every sense of the word.
[/quote]

You pair couldn't "destroy" your fucking lunch, so spare me. Modo, while I'm at it; you're garnering Dreamy-like levels of respect around here these days, so keep the warnings to yourself you delirious gimp.

Now, here I go:
"A top Spanish team" - He was deemed not good enough for one single appearance at Valencia, before being shipped out to the mighty Celta Vigo on loan, where after no more than a whopping 15 appearances he found his way to Villareal that "top Spanish team".

"being touted as the next left back in the Spanish team" - So, he's not actually playing for them, he's being "touted". Do you want an example of a 'tout? "Hayden Mullins could play for England" - that's a tout. Exactly.

Neill on the other hand, captains his country. Australia it may be, but given he's played at the last two world cups, and is chosen to lead the team ahead of Cahill, Kewell, Schwarzer and plenty of other candidates, it's safe to say he's proven his international credentials. Unlike Jose, who's being "touted".

"4 years playing for Newcastle" - Ah yes, those glorious 4 years. Let's have a look at them shall we? 2007 - 13th, 2008 - 12th, 2009 - relegated, 2010 - in the Championship. So essentially, two decent club seasons back in '07 & '08... Except... After signing in '07 he wasn't played was he? Nope. He was so fucking shite in his first season that Charles N'Zogbia, a left winger was picked at left-back ahead of him.

So to sum up; he's played well in the Championship. And might play for his country.

"Destroy" that.
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GAME, SET & MATCH
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=44896.msg1376836#msg1376836 date=1312892305]
"4 years playing for Newcastle" - Ah yes, those glorious 4 years. Let's have a look at them shall we? 2007 - 13th, 2008 - 12th, 2009 - relegated, 2010 - in the Championship. So essentially, two decent club seasons back in '07 & '08... Except... After signing in '07 he wasn't played was he? Nope. He was so fucking shite in his first season that Charles N'Zogbia, a left winger was picked at left-back ahead of him.
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He played 28 games in 07 and another 28 in 08, hardly not playing. And you forgot last year, which he played in the premier league also, playing 36 games. Great argument.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Let's not forget this shite LB being linked to Barcelona and AC Milan.

I just hope all our signings make you eat your words ... because you've been Dream'esque in your miserable postings lately. You'd think this was an Everton board!
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=Mystic link=topic=44896.msg1376890#msg1376890 date=1312898084]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=44896.msg1376836#msg1376836 date=1312892305]
"4 years playing for Newcastle" - Ah yes, those glorious 4 years. Let's have a look at them shall we? 2007 - 13th, 2008 - 12th, 2009 - relegated, 2010 - in the Championship. So essentially, two decent club seasons back in '07 & '08... Except... After signing in '07 he wasn't played was he? Nope. He was so fucking shite in his first season that Charles N'Zogbia, a left winger was picked at left-back ahead of him.
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He played 28 games in 07 and another 28 in 08, hardly not playing. And you forgot last year, which he played in the premier league also, playing 36 games. Great argument.
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oohh great comeback. back to you ryan. this is getting good

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Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

If Ryan had followed his career a little bit closer he'd notice that he's not the same player any more. He was regarded as one of the best fullbacks in the championship if not the best.
But wait, he got relegated does that not make him shit?
Well a certain Michael Carrick got relegated with West Ham and today he's a CL winner and multiple league winner.
Your so called post doesnt say shit about the player, Ryan.
As I said before just give it up.
Btw this Im better than thou attitude is just tiresome. It worked for Brendan for a while but we all know how that ended.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Ryan, I think you're a good poster and usually quite funny. But in this thread you're all over the place.

Firstly, Villareal is a top 4 Spanish team who has been in the CL regulary. Now, when Newcastle signed Enrique he was regarded as THE biggest left back talent in Spain. Its been common knowledge that a swap of clubs would give him Capdevilas place in the national team. Spanish national coaches have been prone to pick players who play in La Liga, but signing for a top club would get him in the team.

Now, its good that you mentioned Hayden Mullins, a player you hailed once as Englands next big midfield star. Enough said.

Comparing him to Lucas fucking Neill is ridiculous. He plays for Australia. Getting picked for 2 WCs isnt the biggest accomplishment when some of the other players are reserves at Dutch and Swiss clubs.
Getting in to the recent WC and EC champions squad is a bit harder no?

And who cares were Newcastle finished in the league table, or if he played one season in the Championship? The most important thing is that he was one of the best left backs in the league last season, amd has showed steady inprovement every year and has yet to reach the peak of his career. Cahill as you mentioned in your post came from Millwall, but he has done alright for himself.

Not setteling in his first season isnt exactly the best argument either is it? Pires was shocking for Arsenal in his first season, and
so was Evra for Utd. Some players take a while longer to settle in the league and another country. Doesnt make them shit.

Consider yourself served, destroyed and taken to the cleaners.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

Just wanted to add that Im a pretty easy target. Its easy to call me names (rule number 1) etc.
But I like not always agreeing with some of the more prominent posters here.
If the stuff you wrote about me really affected me do you think Id have a signature saying that everything I say is wrong?
Just keep it coming.
I love reading your comebacks.
 
Re: Jose Enrique - 'Done Deal' says Thommo

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44896.msg1377027#msg1377027 date=1312914741]
the hansern and modo tag team
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Han-Modo

a star wars themed tag team.......vince mcmahon would love that shit! 8)
 
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