Kelly’s Dirty Slots

[MomoWASright]

After months of negotiations, a pact has been signed between Kelly’s Hero’s and Dirty Slots.

They came together to discuss the coming season.

Now is not the time for factions. The season stands upon the edge of a knife. Unity is what is required.

Things are not all rosey over at 115 FC. Senior players are unsettled. Their recent transfers are sub-par. The Dog Shagger’s future is in doubt. Then there is the case in the autumn.

Arsenal are bottle jobs. .Who knows what their heads are like after being so close yet so far.

This is the time to come together and deliver. Unite and defeat all those that lay before us. We are unified in our objectives. We ask of you to come together under our Kelly’s Dirty Slots banner.

Quad Squad!!!!!!!!!!

@Brizzle will be the Chief Pre match Thread Officer and Head of Superstition. @MomoWASright will take the role of Chief Pragmatist and FOM Speaker.

 

[737Max]

you pussy

 

[Bradley]

This works well for me as I seemed to be listed in both and was very happy with that.

 

[Brizzle]

LFG

Putting the Dirty Slot in Kelly’s Dirty Slots:


@Bradley
@peekay
@SummerOnions
@Hansern
@Modo
@Fabio
@SummerOnions
@rurikbird
@Shay_K
@Buddha
@darkstarexodus
@Frogfish
@tombrown
@iseered
@FreshRed
@Red Mullet
@Ijg
@Richey
@Hyena
@HC
@Red Astaire
@Oncy

 

[MomoWASright]

Bradley
moron
Hansern
Frogfish
doctor_mac
tombrown
darkstarexodus
acejmk
dee
KingDing
iseered
peekay
Shay_K
Jürgen4PM
Mojo
SummerOnions
Athens
redblack7
Best Believe It
Squiggles
Hyena
Beamrider
737Max

Let’s unite.

 

[Brizzle]

Bradley
moron
Hansern
Frogfish
doctor_mac
tombrown
darkstarexodus
acejmk
dee
KingDing
iseered
peekay
Shay_K
Jürgen4PM
Mojo
SummerOnions
Athens
redblack7
Best Believe It
Squiggles
Hyena
Beamrider
737Max

Let’s unite.

I think you can take that last guy off your list

 

[737Max]

you shut your face

 

[MomoWASright]

I think you can take that last guy off your list

If anyone wants to leave and enter the land of the lonely then they are welcome.

 

[Modo]

When was this merger approved?!

 

[MomoWASright]

When was this merger approved?!

Do you think there is a board? A democracy?


This is WAR! Decisions need to be made by those who need to make them.

 

[Brizzle]

When was this merger approved?!

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer...!

 

[Fabio]

Fucking YAAAAAS

 

[tombrown]

Trotsky likes this outcome. The only thing left to establish is which of you was Menshevik and which Bolshevik.

 

[Brizzle]

Trotsky likes this outcome. The only thing left to establish is which of you was Menshevik and which Bolshevik.

Its 2024, they refer to that as top and bottom now.

 

[Fabio]

Its 2024, they refer to that as top and bottom now.

Feel like I'd be a power Bolshevik

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Heroes

 

[tombrown]

Do those of us who were in both camps now qualify for the Dirty Slot Gold Club, with free content and an unwritten book?

 

[Beamrider]

Can I just say that "Kelly's Dirty Slots" sounds like the dodgy VHS your Dad used to hide in the shed, thinking your Mum didn't know about it, just as you thought your Dad didn't know you watched it every time your mates came round and they were both out for the afternoon.

 

[Brizzle]

Can I just say that "Kelly's Dirty Slots" sounds like the dodgy VHS your Dad used to hide in the shed, thinking your Mum didn't know about it, just as you thought your Dad didn't know you watched it every time your mates came round and they were both out for the afternoon.

So what you're saying is that its a fantastic name.

Great to have you on board Beamy

 

[Bradley]

Can I just say that "Kelly's Dirty Slots" sounds like the dodgy VHS your Dad used to hide in the shed, thinking your Mum didn't know about it, just as you thought your Dad didn't know you watched it every time your mates came round and they were both out for the afternoon.

@Athens and I had a school friend who's parents must have been sex people. The ma was quite hot and would occasionally be seen out and about in short skirts and leather boots.

Anyway, they had a big green, plastic treasure chest in their bedroom, it was locked, but being plastic you could pull it open enough to have a root around.

One afternoon our mate borrowed a video from the collection, brought it to Athens house. Probably the first time I'd seen filth like that. Anyway, video tape got jammed in the player and the tape was destroyed. Can't remember any kickback but the treasure chest soon disappeared.

I can't remember what else was in the chest, definitely some edible underwear, other than that I can't remember.

Anyway, UP KELLY's DIRTY SLOT!

 

[doctor_mac]

Can I just say that "Kelly's Dirty Slots" sounds like the dodgy VHS your Dad used to hide in the shed, thinking your Mum didn't know about it, just as you thought your Dad didn't know you watched it every time your mates came round and they were both out for the afternoon.

Until that fateful day when the machine starts chewing the fuck out of the tape, and you're attempting to extract mangled tape from the depths of the video player and wind it back onto the tape, heart pumping out of your chest knowing that your dad would know somebody fucked his tape and he's going to go bananas.


But that fateful day never comes because your da isn't going to start bandying accusations about that somebody's fucked his porno tape. He just gives you an odd look now and again, tinged with a touch of pride. Bet you fucked my porno lad. Happier, simpler times.

 

[Beamrider]

Until that fateful day when the machine starts chewing the fuck out of the tape, and you're attempting to extract mangled tape from the depths of the video player and wind it back onto the tape, heart pumping out of your chest knowing that your dad would know somebody fucked his tape and he's going to go bananas.


But that fateful day never comes because your da isn't going to start bandying accusations about that somebody's fucked his porno tape. He just gives you an odd look now and again, tinged with a touch of pride. Bet you fucked my porno lad. Happier, simpler times.

Your Dad's cover story, if your Mum ever brought it up, was that he'd left if there knowing that you would find it and "educate" yourself by watching it. It wasn't for his benefit, it was just to avoid having to have "the talk". So as you say, he could hardly lose his shit if it got chewed up.
In any case, he was a luddite, so as long as you got the tape out of the machine he wouldn't know if was you who'd chewed it up by excessive use of freeze frame.

 

[Athens]

@Athens and I had a school friend who's parents must have been sex people. The ma was quite hot and would occasionally be seen out and about in short skirts and leather boots.

Anyway, they had a big green, plastic treasure chest in their bedroom, it was locked, but being plastic you could pull it open enough to have a root around.

One afternoon our mate borrowed a video from the collection, brought it to Athens house. Probably the first time I'd seen filth like that. Anyway, video tape got jammed in the player and the tape was destroyed. Can't remember any kickback but the treasure chest soon disappeared.

I can't remember what else was in the chest, definitely some edible underwear, other than that I can't remember.

Anyway, UP KELLY's DIRTY SLOT!

If I remember he took some blame but nothing too bad.

The next tape that went into the family VCR didn't come back up at all and it had to be sent off to be fixed. Luckily it wasn't the filth we were watching.

 

[Oncy]

LFG

Putting the Dirty Slot in Kelly’s Dirty Slots:


@Bradley
@peekay
@SummerOnions
@Hansern
@Modo
@Fabio
@SummerOnions
@rurikbird
@Shay_K
@Buddha
@darkstarexodus
@Frogfish
@tombrown
@iseered
@FreshRed
@Red Mullet
@Ijg
@Richey
@Hyena
@HC
@Red Astaire
@Oncy

I was very clear about where I expected to be seen on this list given my A&O status when it comes to being the inception of all things hero/faction

Therefore as my polite request was refused I will step out of both factions and act as a kind if Wagner-esque insurrection faction.

Disappointed in you both.

 

[MomoWASright]

I’m disappointed in you.

Up the fucking reds.

 

[Oncy]

I’m disappointed in you.

Up the fucking reds.

We can all align on that

 

[Brizzle]

I was very clear about where I expected to be seen on this list given my A&O status when it comes to being the inception of all things hero/faction

Therefore as my polite request was refused I will step out of both factions and act as a kind if Wagner-esque insurrection faction.

Disappointed in you both.

There is only one faction now my man.

 

[StevieM]

Oh I’m still in the background, pulling the strings like watching your pitiful band of rebels come together…

 

[Mamma Mia]

There's a secret faction of posters that actually believe in our players and have no time for superstitious bollocks, don't use "anti-jinxes" and "jinxes" as excuses for terrible posts and predictions, and will stay firmly behind the team throughout the season.

Membership is not open to any fucker who raises a hand, it's earned over decades.

 

[Shadey]

There's a secret faction of posters that actually believe in our players and have no time for superstitious bollocks, don't use "anti-jinxes" and "jinxes" as excuses for terrible posts and predictions, and will stay firmly behind the team throughout the season.

Membership is not open to any fucker who raises a hand, it's earned over decades.

I’m in