Kelly’s Heroes 2024/25 - SLOTS QUAD SQUAD

[MomoWASright]

Now that shite international bollocks is out of the way let’s get back to business. Pre-season is underway. A little over a month to the new season. That means one thing. Calling all recruits.

A new day, a new dawn a new campaign.

Who is all in on us winning the league and more. No real reason other than blind faith. This seasons mantra is be less pussy and be more Viking!

New ideas with a new structure. Would Slot go more pragmatic and less chaos? No gaping wholes at the back.

The outgoing players had minimal impact. Badger now fit. Slobby and Gravy to deliver more. Jota may not be dead for half the season.

So who is in. Sign-up with the voting options.

 

[Bradley]

I'm in.

This will be the most impressive first season for any manager ever.

 

[Frogfish]

I voted Viking but it'd be a lot more fun to be a pussy. Sigh

 

[Fabio]

I'm abstaining for now. Brizzle promised a jinx heavy version, and i enjoy taunting the gods

 

[MomoWASright]

I'm abstaining for now. Brizzle promised a jinx heavy version, and i enjoy taunting the gods

Vikings do not abstain!

 

[MomoWASright]

I voted Viking but it'd be a lot more fun to be a pussy. Sigh

Which pussy? The hysterical version or the genitalia?

 

[Frogfish]

Which pussy? The hysterical version or the genitalia?

Both sound like fun!

 

[SummerOnions]

I've got my horn hat and my boat ready, let's go

 

[MomoWASright]

Not sure I being impaled by a Viking is fun. It’s not my cup of tea. Each to their own though.

 

[Hansern]

I’m in! Will be fun winning the quadruple in Sluttys first season.

 

[737Max]

Ja audvitad!

 

[dee]

ONLY if it's the Quad Squad. Kelly's Heroes is so 2020

 

[dee]

Sign-up with the voting options.

Not sure you can see who voted what. I can but I have to work at it

 

[tombrown]

Every year I am slightly disappointed that you have to ask me. Have been a viking/DA/KA/perpetual optimist since 1990 ...

 

[MomoWASright]

Not sure you can see who voted what. I can but I have to work at it

I can

 

[dee]

I can

Oh so you can. That is useful for the poster. Kudos to Jono for adding that.

 

[SummerOnions]

Not sure I being impaled by a Viking is fun. It’s not my cup of tea. Each to their own though.

If you go sideways you get one impaling the pussy and another in an arsehole so it's a good kamikaze option

 

[dee]

If you go sideways you get one impaling the pussy and another in an arsehole so it's a good kamikaze option

The insight you get in to some posters on here is actually quite perturbing!

 

[MomoWASright]

If you go sideways you get one impaling the pussy and another in an arsehole so it's a good kamikaze option

Thinking outside the box about being inside the box. I like your style.

 

[SummerOnions]

The insight you get in to some posters on here is actually quite perturbing!

Whatever it takes to win the quad you know

 

[dee]

Whatever it takes to win the quad you know

Well fair enough then I guess

 

[SummerOnions]

Everyone's gonna get Vladded in slot's name

 

[Brizzle]

Momo WAS Awol

 

[Mojo]

Never left

 

[acejmk]

Always in

 

[Brizzle]

ONLY if it's the Quad Squad. Kelly's Heroes is so 2020

Ironically 2020 was also the last time Momo frequented the forum

 

[MomoWASright]

Ironically 2020 was also the last time Momo frequented the forum

He’s a right twat.

 

[Athens]

What's going on here? I'm in both. I think. What's going on?

 

[Squiggles]

It's a bit of a wild card season. City and Arsenal players have played a shit load of football over the last 2 years. Lots of the top players haven't had a summer break. There's going to be increased injuries. There will be some surprising final positions at the end of May. I believe Slott and his weird clone army can rub their heads together and mastermind us to first place. Sign me up.

 

[MomoWASright]

What's going on here? I'm in both. I think. What's going on?

Brizz is acting like a spurned lover who can’t handle that his more popular ex is getting things done.