Liverpool related transfer speculation

[dee]

Ahead of the window flying open on Friday I’m creating this thread to capture the general made up shit about who we are in for.

Any generalised bollocks can go in here. Let’s try to only start threads on the moves that go beyond speculation on tribalfootball or a space filler in the red tops

 

[dee]

I’ll be betting this turns into a ‘thing’ for the made-up transfer sites

To help their PSR situation, the Magpies are set to reluctantly cash in on teenager Yankuba Minteh this summer.

Minteh impressed last season on loan at Arne Slot's Feyenoord, scoring 10 goals.

 

[Hansern]

Everytime we’re linked with someone The Echo or Athletic say they’re not that high on our shortlist, so who the hell is up there?

 

[Fabio]

I'd like minteh

 

[tomasjj]

In order og priority

A dm, dont know who.
A center back
Kudus
Maatsen

 

[Bradley]

You'll take what you're given dickheads.

That's the message from Edwards and Co.

 

[rubans]

No action so far, Euros starts next week so assume we are focussed on players outside of Euros because pre-season starts early for Slot.

 

[binomial]

Sign some talents from south america you cunts.

 

[Markeh]

Sign some talents from south america you cunts.

yea south american or african forwards please

 

[bluebell]

In order og priority

A dm, dont know who.
A center back
Kudus
Maatsen

His clause kicks in end of next season. We are not gonna pay £100m+ for him.

 

[The Nomad]

Made up bollocks you say?

Apparently we are after Rodrygo.. and are willing to offer a swap including Trent to make it happen.

God bless Spanish media.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Everytime we’re linked with someone The Echo or Athletic say they’re not that high on our shortlist, so who the hell is up there?

Classic Edward’s tactics.

 

[Dreambeliever]

yea south american or african forwards please

Ya we need to retain the afcon next season .

 

[darkstarexodus]

I'd like minteh

He'd certainly freshen up our attack.

 

[StevieM]

He'd certainly freshen up our attack.

I hear he’s a close to our Post-match & Elite Player Development Analyst, Daniel Spearritt!!!

They work well together.

 

[Markeh]

these puns are driving me menthol

 

[tombrown]

Why do Newcastle need to sell him? I thought they were minted

 

[StevieM]

Why do Newcastle need to sell him? I thought they were minted

They’re by DoubleMintehed if they keep him.

 

[MomoWASright]

Why do Newcastle need to sell him? I thought they were minted

10 years too late. FFP finally shows its teeth. For now anyway.

 

[dee]

10 years too late. FFP finally shows its teeth. For now anyway.

Until Man City's Galactico lawyers make it legal to buy the league

 

[Hansern]

Why do Newcastle need to sell him? I thought they were minted

PSR stuff. Villa also need to sell 60 mill of players before 30th June.

 

[tombrown]

Seriously, my genius is so wasted on this forum ...

Hansern & Momo - fucking WHOOSH!!!!

 

[MomoWASright]

It’s Monday morning FFS

 

[dee]

PSR stuff. Villa also need to sell 60 mill of players before 30th June.

Douglas Luiz (to Juve) and Jacob Ramsey seem the 'fall guys'

 

[Markeh]

It’s Monday morning FFS

every days a punday on the internet, no excuses

 

[Brizzle]

2 - 3 defenders signed before 31st July please Slotty.

 

[dee]

2 - 3 defenders signed before 31st July please Slotty.

What like Martinez? I dunno


Oh 2-3 I read it as 2/3

 

[KopRed]

Are we signing Gordon soon though? Even if he has an above average Euros his price tag will go up another 30-50m. A bad Euros and it will still be 90m.

 

[mom]

We will sign a bit of “potential” but other than that I think we will have to wait and see what the manager can do with what he has.
After all, if we hadn’t have had so many major players out for so long, we would have probably won the league

 

[dee]

Our first job is retention decisions