Liverpool sign 'Little Messi(?)'

[bluebell]

I don't actually know for sure that he has been signed to the academy, just read it in the comments


The kid was apparently doing summersaults at 2 years old

 

[Halmeister]

He lives round at Sefton Park. He was doing dribbles through cones with his dad, but I thought he was a girl and I commented on how good SHE was. His dad looked furious. Not sure it's my fault to be honest if you're gonna have your kid look like that.

 

[MomoWASright]

It’s the PEDs.

 

[Halmeister]

It’s the PEDos.

You're disgusting.

 

[MomoWASright]

I can’t deny it

 

[dantes]

He lives round at Sefton Park. He was doing dribbles through cones with his dad, but I thought he was a girl and I commented on how good SHE was. His dad looked furious. Not sure it's my fault to be honest if you're gonna have your kid look like that.

Perhaps he was furious at you for jinxing his poor kids whole career.

 

[Halmeister]

It surely can't be healthy for a kid that age to be that ripped? Must wreak havoc on growing muscles and bones.

 

[Halmeister]

Perhaps he was furious at you for jinxing his poor kids whole career.

Haha I think his overbearing, militant dad will put paid to his career.

He'll get the Joe Jackson treatment. Feel sorry for the poor bastard.

 

[peterhague]

It surely can't be healthy for a kid that age to be that ripped? Must wreak havoc on growing muscles and bones.

I wouldn't even have thought it was possible. You don't develop muscles like that at that age, surely?

Weird.

 

[dantes]

They only need to be healthy until the age of 34, at which point it is no longer our problem. For that period it might be an advantage to be ripped as early as possible. Who knows? Might as well use this one as a trial run experiment to see.

 

[Halmeister]

I wouldn't even have thought it was possible. You don't develop muscles like that at that age, surely?

Weird.

Yeah that's a good point. How do you have an 8 pack as a toddler, or however old he is.

There was that mini Schwarzenegger from about 10 years ago and there were all sorts of stories about how it's hugely detrimental for a growing body. Odd.

Imagine what his dad is doing to him to get him in that shape and boosting his social media profiles. He was making him do drills and filming it when I saw him. The kid is going to be a fucking nutcase. Almost feel sorry for him.

 

[MomoWASright]

I remember reading that stuff about that kid. It’s definitely not going to be healthy for him.

 

[MomoWASright]

I’ve just googled it. The kid is now 23 and looks normal. In stopped body building at 11 when his dad was sent down for abusing the mother. He’s now a stunt man.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Seriously dangerous for muscle and bone development

 

[Buddha]

Seriously dangerous for muscle and bone development

... and psychological / emotional development...

 

[keniget]

This is how I imagine the future for this kid if he doesn't actually become the next Messi:

 

[Modo]

Have to admit, that kid is talented, but what determines if he's going to make it in football comes much later.
He's probably ahead of the curve now compared to his age group, but more often than not, other kids will catch up.

 

[bluebell]

If he is part of Kirby academy then surely the professional advisors would tell the kid to slow down?

 

[MomoWASright]

If he is part of Kirby academy then surely the professional advisors would tell the kid to slow down?

Having a young member of the family at the academy they don’t get involved in those kind of things. They do an hour of drills, occasions short games against other clubs and that’s it.

 

[tombrown]

Having a young member of the family at the academy they don’t get involved in those kind of things. They do an hour of drills, occasions short games against other clubs and that’s it.

So, in about 12-15 years time, you're going to be the main man on SCM as a ticket source and the best connected ITK with minimomoWASbos as our new number 9

 

[binomial]

Looks like a girl.

 

[Halmeister]

Looks like a girl.

Go tell his dad that

 

[737Max]

Go tell his dad that

Never mind his dad bet the little girl would beat you up

 

[Insignificance]

It was more Ronaldo than Messi over the first 30 seconds of that freak show. I had to turn it off.