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Man Utd Build Up & Match Thread

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Not quite as funny as this.

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We have won 8 European trophies.
United 3
Chelsea 2
City 0
Arsenal 0

unless you count the cwc.

Keep yer fucking knighthoods.
 
Hahahaha.
Thats exactly what we would do.
Its funny.

Plus who gives a fuck if the Queen gave them a medal or not. They picked them up from heads of state all over Europe every May.

Yeah, it's kinda funny.

We should make a banner paraphrasing your comment:

"Bill & Bob picked up medals from heads of state all over Europe every May"
 
One of my best memories of man u goals was that Gerrard 35 yarder against Bartez.

I'd just taken a lad on as a trainee programmer on one of these extra-tenner-in-your-dole type 3 months trials (that I'd only done about a year earlier myself, and thus loved, and continued to use loads until the fucking govt stopped them) and took him the match. On the way into the ground he popped into the bookies and put a bet on, and then after the match on the way back into the pub he popped back in the bookies, came into the pub and bought a massive round. He then told me that he'd spent his last three quid on earth on Gerrard 2-0 and got... oh it's all a blur but I thought it was 100/1. Maybe it was 50. The odds seem nuts now and maybe I've got it wrong, but Gerrard was only a kid, I think it was his fifth senior goal in his second season and Man U were champions.

Anyways, shit memory aside, it was fucking boss all round.
 
Strange statistics:-
- the Mancs have let in 2 goals just thrice this season. That is joint-best with Southampton.
- the only time they let in more than 2 goals, they conceded 5... to Leicester! 😀
- they've had 10 clean sheets and conceded just 1 goal in 15 games. #DeGeaForMVP

Can't believe the league's bottom team is the only one that has scored more than 2 goals against that shit defence. Guess we'll have to do the honours and correct that stat at Anfield this Sunday.

I don't understand that bit. Surely that would mean 14 clean sheets?
 
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