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Milan Jovanovic

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[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42709.msg1235883#msg1235883 date=1292872586]
You couldn't batter a fish.
[/quote]True. I havnt had the training, i wouldnt even know how to make the batter. Im guessing its egg and flour and something else, its always egg and flour and something to make.......pretty much anything.
 
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=42709.msg1235886#msg1235886 date=1292872783]
I made a batter today.

It was pretty shite.
[/quote]I made hotdog sammiches. They were weird, but in a good way like sex in the shower......with a monkey.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=42709.msg1235890#msg1235890 date=1292873008]
I love them Mattesons hotdogs. They're probably 90% entrails but yum yum anyway
[/quote]Oh i never ever think about whats in a hotdog mate. I love them so much i cant bare the thought of being put off them for life.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=42709.msg1235894#msg1235894 date=1292873854]
Let's be honest, anyone who doesn't like a hot dog is a bit of a cunt.
[/quote]I agree with everything youve posted there mate.
Cinema - Hot Dog - Nachos (cheese or salsa? Both ya daft cunt) - Coke > Everything else in life ever.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42709.msg1216027#msg1216027 date=1289475223]
I think he has no footballing brain, he can't pick out a pass, everytime he's had a glimpse on goal: he's bottled it, he runs around aimlessly so he's teammates don't know what to expect of him. He's awful, I honestly think he's the worst player we have.
[/quote]

Another Babel thread?
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235896#msg1235896 date=1292873920]
Flour, beer, water, salt.
[/quote]Shocked as fuck theres no egg in there!!!
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235899#msg1235899 date=1292873988]
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42709.msg1216027#msg1216027 date=1289475223]
I think he has no footballing brain, he can't pick out a pass, everytime he's had a glimpse on goal: he's bottled it, he runs around aimlessly so he's teammates don't know what to expect of him. He's awful, I honestly think he's the worst player we have.
[/quote]

Another Babel thread?
[/quote]Dont you fucking start.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42709.msg1235901#msg1235901 date=1292874003]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235896#msg1235896 date=1292873920]
Flour, beer, water, salt.
[/quote]Shocked as fuck theres no egg in there!!!
[/quote]

Or dog
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235907#msg1235907 date=1292874423]
You get nachos in the cinema?

That's fucking fantastic.
[/quote]

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Here they are mate. Expensive but go-hooo-hoood!!!
 
That pic has kinda ruined it for me. Still, I like the fact that if you want Doritos with processed cheese, jalepenos and some bottled salsay, you can have it.

My nephew was visiting my dad (his grand dad) last week and on a particularly rainy day, my dad offered to take him to the "bioscope". The kid politely declined and asked if they could go to the movies instead. My dad was a little confused, but not as confused as when they got settled into their seats and people started giving him a hard time for lighting up a cigarette.
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235910#msg1235910 date=1292874889]
That pic has kinda ruined it for me. Still, I like the fact that if you want Doritos with processed cheese, jalepenos and some bottled salsay, you can have it.

My nephew was visiting my dad (his grand dad) last week and on a particularly rainy day, my dad offered to take him to the "bioscope". The kid politely declined and asked if they could go to the movies instead. My dad was a little confused, but not as confused as when they got settled into their seats and people started giving him a hard time for lighting up a cigarette.
[/quote]Well yeah, what exactly were you expecting?
Its crap and junk. But AWESOME!
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235919#msg1235919 date=1292875715]
Yeah, still awesome. I just pictured a plate of proper nachos at first.
[/quote]You might get that in the big seats at the back. Im never gonna find out though, for two reasons.
1)Im not paying 15 quid for a cinema ticket even though all the food and drink is then free.
2)If i did i would die of Nacho and Hotdog poisoning.
 
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=42709.msg1235925#msg1235925 date=1292875996]
crap and junk and awesome = PORK SCRATCHINGS
[/quote]

'Arf!

Basically anything that's bad for you and you really don't wanna know the real ingredients of is awesome foodness.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=42709.msg1235929#msg1235929 date=1292876387]
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=42709.msg1235925#msg1235925 date=1292875996]
crap and junk and awesome = PORK SCRATCHINGS
[/quote]

'Arf!

Basically anything that's bad for you and you really don't wanna know the real ingredients of is awesome foodness.
[/quote]I think its fairly clear whats in a pork scratching mate.
 
At first I was gonna ask why Ave considered pork scratchings junk and crap.

Then I realised he's in England now, so maybe when he says pork scratchings he means some processed crap, or some shit that pigs have actually been scratching at 'cos even they won't eat it.
 
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=42709.msg1235939#msg1235939 date=1292876814]
At first I was gonna ask why Ave considered pork scratchings junk and crap.

Then I realised he's in England now, so maybe when he says pork scratchings he means some processed crap, or some shit that pigs have actually been scratching at 'cos even they won't eat it.
[/quote]

pork-scratchings-380x284.jpg
 
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