My 6mm

[Oncy]

2 for 2 in the new season.

Sadly im working for the United game, so the lads are on their own.

 

[doctor_mac]

Can't you get your cock out in work? You could wear short shorts and poke it out a bit. Casual, like you don't mean it.

 

[Oncy]

I've tried that Doc, but it doesnt seem to work unless the cock is out AND im watching the game.

Maybe I should try watching it recorded without knowing the result. But then yous will know if the cock had its usual effect before I will.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Send it to ours in the post. I'll take it the match with me.

 

[the count]

So good they names this website after it.

 

[jimmy]

Interesting thread this.

 

[doctor_mac]

Maybe if you touch your cock against someone else's cock and they get it out whilst watching the game it will pass the magic effects onto their cock?

 

[Modo]

Interesting thread this.

mhm...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Your eyes. You'll have to post your eyes as well.

 

[Oncy]

So good they names this website after it.

This website isnt called massive as fuck.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Probably best sending them Special Delivery.

 

[the count]

This website isnt called massive as fuck.

6cm

 

[Oncy]

6cm

Theyre shite when you have to explain them mate.

 

[doctor_mac]

I needed it explained to be honest.

 

[Oncy]

Like I said.

 

[the count]

Theyre shite when you have to explain them mate.

You knew what I meant but there are clearly lots of others who needed a bit of help.
Stop being bitter about having a tiny penis

 

[doctor_mac]

Fair dos, I've seen your wab a good few times Oncy and its like a baby's arm.

 

[Oncy]

You knew what I meant but there are clearly lots of others who needed a bit of help.
Stop being bitter about having a tiny penis

Its the winningest tiny penis in England so fuck it.

 

[the count]

Its the winningest tiny penis in England so fuck it.

You don't have to explain to me.
I love your little penis.

No, wait.........................

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just working out the postage costs. How much do you reckon your cock and eyes weigh?

 

[Oncy]

Just working out the postage costs. How much do you reckon your cock and eyes weigh?

I dunno mate. Probably about a pound combined I would think. Thats just the shaft obviously.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You're paying yeah?

 

[rurikbird]

Under the new law in Russia, this thread would be banned

🙂

 

[Rosco]

If we get a win for every inch we'll walk the league