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My names Michael owen, could I be more of a cunt?

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[quote author=localny link=topic=45579.msg1342700#msg1342700 date=1307108303]
Owen Made 40M from the Toon? He should be ashamed of himself slagging them off.
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but he isn't and that's the point. he's a fucking sub-human, society pixel.
 
[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=45579.msg1342638#msg1342638 date=1307100601]
Despite him being a smug gooner cunt, Morgan is growing on me. For the Neville stuff alone!
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This is off topic so forgive - but after reading a bit about The Morgan V Neville spat I found this in regards to 'Pizzagate' and have been giggling ever since. God I wish I could have seen it!


In a scuffle in the tunnel between players and staff on both sides, a slice of pizza was hurled at Ferguson. The former Arsenal defender Ashley Cole describes the shock of the incident in his autobiography: "This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush ... all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off this famous, puce face and roll down his nice black suit."

I know it an old story but it's still bloody funny. Apparently it was Fabregas that threw it 😛
 
[quote author=Red Astaire link=topic=45579.msg1342752#msg1342752 date=1307112255]
[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=45579.msg1342638#msg1342638 date=1307100601]
Despite him being a smug gooner cunt, Morgan is growing on me. For the Neville stuff alone!
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This is off topic so forgive - but after reading a bit about The Morgan V Neville spat I found this in regards to 'Pizzagate' and have been giggling ever since. God I wish I could have seen it!


In a scuffle in the tunnel between players and staff on both sides, a slice of pizza was hurled at Ferguson. The former Arsenal defender Ashley Cole describes the shock of the incident in his autobiography: "This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush ... all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off this famous, puce face and roll down his nice black suit."

I know it an old story but it's still bloody funny. Apparently it was Fabregas that threw it 😛

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What I would give to see a photo of that Old Bully getting his just deserts. That article was right. He's won, but he's a bully/ thug.
 
One wonders what kind of charges the FA might be bringing had there been CCTV in the tunnel to record what is alleged to have taken place immediately after this explosive match? Such were the scenes in the tunnel, and in front of the two dressing rooms afterwards, that the match has since been labelled the Battle of the Buffet.

Reliable sources say that as Wenger stood outside the Arsenal dressing room, Van Nistelrooy passed him on his way to the home dressing room. Wenger is alleged to have called him a cheat. The comments did not please the Dutchman. When he reached United's dressing room and told his fellow players and manager what had been said, they were even less pleased.

Sources say that Ferguson came out to confront Wenger. As the two men faced up to each other, somebody from within the Arsenal dressing room threw a pizza at Ferguson. This splattered on his shirt and he had to change before he could take questions at the post-match interview.

Had the FA investigated these alleged incidents they would have had to take statements from Wenger, Van Nistelrooy and Ferguson, and a more damaging story might have emerged. But in the absence of evidence that can be used in a disciplinary hearing, the FA are looking at what Wenger said at the press conference, leading to a much tamer inquiry.
 
Consideing most of the tweets would have been by Liverpool fans, I suspect Owen is talking about us and not Newcastle.
 
Considering we were the ones who snubbed him when he thought he'd walk back into Anfield at a time of his choosing, I suspect you're right.
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=45579.msg1342779#msg1342779 date=1307114496]
Considering we were the ones who snubbed him when he thought he'd walk back into Anfield at a time of his choosing, I suspect you're right.
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Really - he slagged us off?

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He confirms the pizza was not thrown by an English or French player and writes: 'This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush.

'The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.

'I thought Ferguson was going to explode but then he stormed off into the dressing room cursing and grunting, brushing the crumbs and stains off his collar.

'We all went back into the dressing room and fell about laughing.'

He went on: 'All I can say is that the culprit wasn't English or French, so that should narrow it down.'

Cole added of the furore around the match: 'By the time we were walking down that extendable plastic tunnel everyone was having a go at each other.

'There were shouts of 'you f****** cheats' and players were running into a jostling huddle where the narrow tunnel opens into a wider mouth.

'I was jammed in the middle. I heard the boss [Arsene Wenger] hammering Ferguson; incandescent French, verbally sparring with the bullish Scotsman.'
 
[quote author=localny link=topic=45579.msg1342782#msg1342782 date=1307114637]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=45579.msg1342779#msg1342779 date=1307114496]
Considering we were the ones who snubbed him when he thought he'd walk back into Anfield at a time of his choosing, I suspect you're right.
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Really - he slagged us off?

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He confirms the pizza was not thrown by an English or French player and writes: 'This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush.

'The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.

'I thought Ferguson was going to explode but then he stormed off into the dressing room cursing and grunting, brushing the crumbs and stains off his collar.

'We all went back into the dressing room and fell about laughing.'

He went on: 'All I can say is that the culprit wasn't English or French, so that should narrow it down.'

Cole added of the furore around the match: 'By the time we were walking down that extendable plastic tunnel everyone was having a go at each other.

'There were shouts of 'you f****** cheats' and players were running into a jostling huddle where the narrow tunnel opens into a wider mouth.

'I was jammed in the middle. I heard the boss [Arsene Wenger] hammering Ferguson; incandescent French, verbally sparring with the bullish Scotsman.'
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This bit had me crying laughing!
 
Localny - yes mate, I'm convinced of it. Look back at the comments he made just after going to Old Toilet about big clubs etc, pointedly leaving us out, which he then had to "clarify" (not very convincingly at that). He's been on a jilted hissy snit ever since we, er, failed to jump at the chance of re-signing him.
 
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=45579.msg1342789#msg1342789 date=1307115080]
I think its pretty clear that its Newcastle he was talking about
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Yeah I agree - He won quite a few trophies with us. 5 I think so he must be talking about the toon. Still an utterly classless thing to say though considering the amount he was getting paid.
 
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Sorry I just find them amusing. Promise I wont post any more
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=45579.msg1342788#msg1342788 date=1307115048]
Localny - yes mate, I'm convinced of it. Look back at the comments he made just after going to Old Toilet about big clubs etc, pointedly leaving us out, which he then had to "clarify" (not very convincingly at that). He's been on a jilted hissy snit ever since we, er, failed to jump at the chance of re-signing him.
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He's got such an outdated view of himself. Clearly envious of Hernandez. Didn't feel this way at the time but so glad we didn't take him back. On another note, I can't believe GOD is only 36. Pity he has the body of a 42 year old!
 
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