One: 'It's modeled on the European Cup winning kit from 1984'
How the fuck does this
Resemble this
Oh that's right, it doesn't. Wankers.
Two: Since when did footballers have to come up with shite like this? "It is a very nice kit. The white details have given it a nice touch and the material is very good and very comfortable. I think they have done everything they can to make us feel good and it's a very beautiful kit." – Lucas. Oh that's right, since football turned into a fucking PR circus.
How the fuck does this

Resemble this

Oh that's right, it doesn't. Wankers.
Two: Since when did footballers have to come up with shite like this? "It is a very nice kit. The white details have given it a nice touch and the material is very good and very comfortable. I think they have done everything they can to make us feel good and it's a very beautiful kit." – Lucas. Oh that's right, since football turned into a fucking PR circus.