Ole is at the wheel..

[FoxForceFive]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

The fuck

 

[doctor_mac]

The artist has captured the full Smeagolness. Instead of a wheel he could have stuck in the ring of power in the background.

 

[mom]

Oh dear

 

[jon545660]

I'm guessing the artist does a lot of Lord Of The Rings tats.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think the way he's put one of the handles of the wheel directly behind his left ear & made it look curved, all to make it even more smeagel like is genius.

 

[Red Astaire]

Haha! That's ghastly!

 

[doctor_mac]

It's so funny I'd almost like one myself!

 

[Silver Sean]

"What sort of wheel do you want? Formula 1 car? Bugatti Veyron? Powerboat?
"Nah. Just do us a 19th century trawler, mate."

 

[Athens]

You have to hand it to the tattoo artist, that's pretty impressive.

 

[Athens]

"What sort of wheel do you want? Formula 1 car? Bugatti Veyron? Powerboat?
"Nah. Just do us a 19th century trawler, mate."

It must be some sort of reference to the tradition of herring fishing in Norway.

 

[Hansern]

Had to be Norwegian as well. Fucking hell.

 

[Judge Jules]

The artist has captured the full Smeagolness. Instead of a wheel he could have stuck in the ring of power in the background.

That bit could be taken two ways, as it were, so to speak, to coin a phrase.

As an aside, an African guy whose first name is actually Smeagol joined a page I co-admin on Facebook recently. Never seen that before.

 

[bluebell]

This is the tattoo the guy has done on his chest

 

[Insignificance]

This is the tattoo the guy has done on his chest

So one disaster at each side then

 

[Holle]

Maybe he still has a little space for a Chernobyl tattoo.

 

[Halmeister]

What fucking body part is that? It just looks like a big chunk of flesh. A severed torso? A calf? I have no fucking idea.

 

[Brizzle]

I think its over a knee which is even weirder?!

 

[Mistadobalina]

I always wonder how do tattoo artists get that good? Do they practice on a slab of ham or something? ...Sausages?

 

[Markeh]

I always wonder how do tattoo artists get that good? Do they practice on a slab of ham or something? ...Sausages?

It's pig skin they practice on isn't it?

 

[Silver Sean]

Maybe he still has a little space for a Chernobyl tattoo.

Lockerbie? Kegworth? Herald of Free Enterprise?
His body is a valuable historical document*.












*Of how fucked the human race has truly become

 

[Farkmaster]

It's pig skin they practice on isn't it?

From what I see, they practice on drunk teenagers.

 

[King Binny]

With Allegri now available, wonder if Man Utd regretted giving Ole the perm job too soon.

 

[Insignificance]

With Allegri now available, wonder if Man Utd regretted giving Ole the perm job too soon.

Just enjoy this ride..

 

[Silver Sean]

This Geordie who had this done the day before Andy Cole (sorry, Andrew Cole) was sold to the mancs.

 

[Red Astaire]

With Allegri now available, wonder if Man Utd regretted giving Ole the perm job too soon.

I was thinking that. LOL

 

[Judge Jules]

He got the gig right after Zidane decided to go back to Madrid. Looks like they'd.set their hearts on ZZ and saw no alternative to Solskjaer when that door closed. Woodward's kept the money coming in but a number of his footballing decisions haven't been of the same standard.

Couldn't happen to a nicer club.

 

[Frogfish]

It's pig skin they practice on isn't it?

That's weird. I've never seen a tattooed pig.

 

[tombrown]

Holy cow, batman!

 

[doctor_mac]

Holy cow, batman!

On a symbolic and cultural level, that's a really challenging image.