Other forum meltdown thread 2025/26

[MomoWASright]

New season. We are already burning out the heads of the other fans.

Of course we have to head off to the fume.

SalAHHH
Van DijKKKK

Fucking give it a rest.

It's fucking embarrassing.

Surely Drury must listen back on his sycophantic commentary with a grimace on his face.

Don’t show hand ball in slow motion you Twatts.

Gobber in full throated spray - VICTIMS!!!

Get fucked spit you ****.
I should be on var cos that’d be my response : )

Spitty moaning like fuck now…no one cares you fucking gimp

Spitty should not be on comms at Klanfield could influence var

If they lose the league we will somehow never hear the end if this

State of that crowd. I’ll bet none of them have even signed on.

How can any broadcaster justify the use of a rabid supporter of one team on co-commentary?
Utterly corrupt.

How long until Salah nuts Frimpong for running in his way, see a few arguments there this season.

Shit goal

1-0 to the champions pass me the fuckin puke bucket

Oh Bournemouth missing chances and the dippers score right after, some things never change.

Unbelievable defending.

What a wank goal

So fucking stuffy, Nunez esque until the finish unfortunately.

Arnie slott looks like a cross between uncle Fester and Mussolini with that black armband.

2-0

Fuck this shit.

That'll be game, too easy again.

These Bournemouth defenders are wank. How can you not keep up with Gakpo there?

Bournemouth defending like us ; )

They have left over inhalers

The bin dippers love has started early, commentator on sky calling Ekitike a superstar after his soft goal, will be avoiding all their games. It's unbearable.

2-1

Good. Now another.

Oh hello

Fitting that he got the goal

VVD legs going, playing him on again.

2-2

Woo hoo

Yesss

You fucking beauty!

What a goal!

Now go spit in hot wheels' face

Oh yeah they are going to walk this league all right

Brilliant goal, deserved equaliser

Life is beautiful and I love football

Seconds after that post 3-2

Twats

You knew it

Slutchy fuckers

Horrible cunts.

fuck off Bournemouth.

I thought they'd sold that fucker.

Stuffy cunts. 9 mins injury time suddenly becomes 4.

New season - same late Liverpool wins -- zzzzzzzzz

Orgasms in Sky central

Nothing changes the scouse always score at the death

Horrible cunts

4-2

jammy cunts.

Every fucking year.

Cant stand the twats

Very very flattering score line now

Horrible bastards!

Done fuck all Salah tonight, then that!

Thank god my Stick blew up 2nd half

Carragher is a ****.

 

[The Nomad]

I mean they are spot on with Carra. He shouldn't be anywhere near our games.

 

[Cerberus]

We've gone from boom bust cycle to scousers always score at the death. 🎉🥳

 

[darkstarexodus]

Thank you @MomoWASright

I can go to bed now.

 

[Dreambeliever]

How’s the Arsenal and Everton forums?

 

[Modo]

Redcafe has been extremely entertaining the last few years

 

[dee]

Redcafe has been extremely entertaining the last few years

Didn’t you know they are going to win the League this season

 

[Modo]

Didn’t you know they are going to win the League this season

You should have seen AFTV's Robbie on Soccer Saturday.
I really, REALLY need to see a total collapse by Arsenal this season.

 

[Squiggles]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdCmnVen/

 

[Woland]

View: https://x.com/Konate_FPL/status/1957131302936719490?t=NWFzk_-7IjxyVn9fcetvrg&s=19

 

[peterhague]

If Gyokeres carries on like that we're going to have to resurrect that Andy Carroll horse gif.

 

[Squiggles]

Gyokeres does look fucking shit, and it's far beyond a service issue that their fans are currently convincing themselves it is. He's looked like an enthusiastic Sunday league player who has joined the team to shake off a few pounds before Christmas.

 

[Atlas]

View: https://x.com/Shannxo/status/1958536086134661548


I actually hate Arsenal.

 

[The Nomad]

View: https://x.com/Shannxo/status/1958536086134661548


I actually hate Arsenal.

They would so do that too. Cringe

 

[Farkmaster]

The funniest thing is that based on his trunks he had to do multiple takes. Walking and shrugging is hard.

 

[Mystic]

I know this isn't other teams, but some LFC fans are losing their mind waiting for the Isak transfer, it's quite amusing

He is useless on his left side. Useless. Can't dribble. All he does is take it to the right. He is very predictable. That goal last week was EKITIKE playing him on. Gakpo is also selfish as shit. Unlike Ekitike and Wirtz and Szoboszlai, and the whole NEW team spirit Liverpool is building now that TAA is out.

 

[Farkmaster]

I know this isn't other teams, but some LFC fans are losing their mind waiting for the Isak transfer, it's quite amusing

I'm not losing my mind but I think that we are weaker at the moment despite all the incomings, and have quite a bit of work to do.

 

[localny]

The funniest thing is that based on his trunks he had to do multiple takes. Walking and shrugging is hard.

Nice detective work

 

[Mystic]

I'm not losing my mind but I think that we are weaker at the moment despite all the incomings, and have quite a bit of work to do.

Oh that's not a nonsensical take at all, whilst I'm not sure I completely agree with you, I agree it's a very valid concern, we need a couple more signings at least.

 

[MomoWASright]

Let’s have it right that was an absolutely terrible performance.

That was one of the most spineless second halves I've seen. No drive, no bite, no urgency. Things looked hopeful last weekend but maybe I was jumping to conclusions... Or maybe I am now...

Trying to comeback and we have Doku and Bernardo on the wings. We wouldn't score in a month of Sundays with those two.

We started well and it basically all fell apart once Ait-Nouri went off injured.

No killer instinct anymore either. 3 years ago I'd fully expect us to get something from a losing position, just because of the killer mentality we had. We no longer have it. Players are laughing and smiling on the bench or having craic with opposing subs while we're losing.

The city era is over. Frustrating times ahead.

We are a shit team and made no improvements to our already bloated and underwhelming squad.

I don’t want to pick on him as I’m sure he’s feeling like shit already, but how did Trafford beat out Ortega for the starting job when he was signed only three weeks ago? Or was he, for some reason, just handed the job? Either way, he’s looked thoroughly and totally out of his depth in two of three games.


That being said, we have other issues as well, but it’s a long season. On to the next one now.

We're nowhere near the team we once were, although it doesn't help when our supposed world class striker misses two simple (for a man of his quality) headers and our keeper gifts a goal

Pathetic and predictable.

Some of that was on par with the worst of last year. Still relying on Doke and Bernardo, still struggling to create, midfield getting burnt on the counter and still the same defensive errors.

Exactly the same as last year just with younger players, has anything changed?

Tottenham celebrating like they won the league.
They’re a fucking joke.

But we’re terrible.
Worrying how little we created.

Could have put that game right in the middle of that streak last winter and it would look right at home.

Rico is still out of position in defence, Trafford looks like the lights are a little too bright right now and Doku couldn't keep the ball in play if he was in a 5-a-side cage. That being said, more than enough players were bad.

Pep out. He's done. No one stays great forever.

Worse than most if not all performances last season, worrying given how many new signings were involved.

Outfought and at times outclassed . After the positivity of last week this is the same shite rinse and repeat from last season . They had a manager stamping his identity after a few months . Peps got a team of 12 months of no identity and lazy bastards

We won't win anything when we're bringing Bernardo and Doku on, they're just not good enough

Nothing has changed from last season..We'll lose to all the good teams again

Absolute shite. The personnel might have changed but there’s nothing to say it will be for the better.

Dismal. Abysmal.

A shit sandwich I wasn’t expecting to eat today

Optimism gone up in smoke

All this talk of us playing a quicker more in your face game is bollocks, Tottenham out muscled us all over the pitch, I said it last season, whoever are strength and conditioning coaches are they want fucking off.

Forget winning anything this season , dont have players good enough or Pep just doesnt have it anymore in him.Pathetic home display again

Thrown nearly 400 million at it to be worse than last season.
Absolute belting recruitment!!!

Not good enough, I didn’t want pep behind this rebuild and it looks like I am right to think that way. This will be a very long season blues

Absolute shite, second best everywhere, that line up is going nowhere

We are the new Spurs.

The laughing stock of the big 6.

We are just a really bad team. Today really highlighted just how vital a sweeper keeper type keeper is to our system.

Don’t even blame Trafford but the build up was shocking . He is being asked to do something the clearly can’t do.

Haaland again doesn’t score a sitter and fails to pass 5 yards for a tap in. Need more from supposedly the best striker in the world.

Shocking result

That 2nd half was genuinely one of worst City performances in a very long time. Zero desire and zero creativity. Such an incoherent mess. Struggling to find even a single positive to take from that. Never expected to see such terrible football from us this season with the players WE had on the pitch.

Love Pep but he's slowly morphing into Arsene Wenger MK2

1 way of playing - players aren't good enough to do it....

Plays a high line with no pace and refuses to change ....

Blokes stubborn as fuck

It feels like the fall of Rome.
We’re just slowly slipping further away from what we once were.

Get the feeling this will be peps last season whichever way it goes.

Bernardo came on and put in a generational shocking performance even after last season. The new players were anonymous. Reijnders seems a meh player, after all McTominay was player of the season at Serie A. Nico Gonzalez is just clueless and a huge mistake. Marmoush can’t keep a ball. Cherki wasn’t even on the pitch. We NEEDED a rebuild and ended with a half arsed attempt and kept most of horrendously shit players. Rico Lewis showed why his level is Wolves.

Terrible.
We’re a mess. Can’t play out from the back, no coherence in our play through midfield, can’t keep the ball for shit. Our attacking strategy is largely give it to one of the wide men and hope they can do something.
Defensive set up is a nonsense. All of our success under Pep has been based around having a pretty solid ‘back five’, with one of the defenders going into midfield with Fernandinho/Rodri. Now we basically defend with two - and wonder why we’re constantly shelling shit goals.

We played wolves last week , cannon fodder, we're cookin, we gonna win the league, the treble and bang, we played an average side, at home, shows where we really are. That was shocking!!!!

We were absolutely fucking shite. I’ll give credit where it’s due though, completely out coached, outplayed, outfought by spurs.

We’re miles off the corner on that display, never mind fucking turned it.

I know it's really early doors but i am not sure that Pep has the answers anymore.

Woeful performance.

Outfought and outplayed.

Dreadful. Worse than some of the shite last season served up.

 

[Dreambeliever]

A wank I think

 

[binomial]

"generational shocking performance" I like that 1 🤣

 

[The Nomad]

View: https://x.com/DailyAFC/status/1959340503020831145?s=19

Embarrassing

 

[Dreambeliever]

In fairness it’s a great chant to steal and we’ve stolen plenty over the years.

Not bothered. Hope Cheisa scores against them and we can belt it out!

 

[Farkmaster]

In fairness it’s a great chant to steal and we’ve stolen plenty over the years.

Not bothered. Hope Cheisa scores against them and we can belt it out!

What have we stolen from a rival team, in English, verbatim?

 

[tombrown]

I find it incredibly small time to steal songs from other PL teams - it shows a lack of originality & creativity.

Illogically, though, I am OK with copying & adapting songs from other leagues - we've had a few and, no doubt, Dreamy will point to the Fields of Anfield Road as a prime example

 

[bazazaba]

I find it incredibly small time to steal songs from other PL teams - it shows a lack of originality & creativity.

Not only that, but also from the team which beat you to the league title the season before.

 

[Atlas]

Didn't wolves use the si senor song for one of their players.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I find it incredibly small time to steal songs from other PL teams - it shows a lack of originality & creativity.

Illogically, though, I am OK with copying & adapting songs from other leagues - we've had a few and, no doubt, Dreamy will point to the Fields of Anfield Road as a prime example

One of many and it’s brilliant.

 

[Judge Jules]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness" [Oscar Wilde].

People have been copying the Mersey beat since the Beatles invented Sixties pop.