Penalty shoot-out

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Milner
Henderson
Trent
Salah
Firmino

 

[gene hughes]

Hendo and Salah would both miss. So would firmino but it doesn’t matter because he’d have been subbed already, as would Milner. Wijnaldum is a bottler.

It’s gonna be something like

VVD
Solanke
Ings
Mane
Lovren

Whether we like it or not.

And yes that’s right. Lovren will insist on taking the last pen and Klopp will let him.

You stupid bastards.

 

[doctor_mac]

Hendo and Salah would both miss. So would firmino but it doesn’t matter because he’d have been subbed already, as would Milner. Wijnaldum is a bottler.

It’s gonna be something like

VVD
Solanke
Ings
Mane
Lovren

Whether we like it or not.

And yes that’s right. Lovren will insist on taking the last pen and Klopp will let him.

You stupid bastards.

You're wrong Gene, wronger than incest and your sister isn't even sexy. Remember Gene. You predicted Markovic would be good. I predicted Salah would be good.

 

[gene hughes]

I stand by that. There’s still time.

 

[gene hughes]

Seriously though.
Look into your hearts.
You know I’m right.
All of this.
Everything.
Will end up balancing on the kick of a ball by Dejan Lovren.
He’ll run up to take the crucial penalty and in his mind he’ll already have the microphones and TV cameras in his face and he’ll be rehearsing what he’s going to say.
It was always going to end thusly.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Imagine Bobby winning it with a no look penalty

 

[gene hughes]

That would cheapen the whole thing. The best thing about shoot outs is that they all look like they’re going to puke up their livers.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Why does this thread exist? We'll snot them about 5 in the first fucking half. Penos ain't coming boys.

I want 4 so we reach 50 in the CL this season

 

[doctor_mac]

I want 4 so we reach 50 in the CL this season

That would be wonderful, actually. Especially if we don't concede 4 or 5.