PL Opposition Tidbits
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I’d be behind that only because it would give them another two years of being where they are. It would prevent them from getting anyone decent.
They do know that Haaland is scoring 2 goals a game. Let's hope his foot fracture starts to play up as fixtures get congested.
I'm still holding out hope they go with Southgate. Gareth will make United fans suffer in brand new ways and they'd loathe such a defensive, boring manager. They'd then reminisce about the football Ole played, re-appoint him, and they'd be condemned to the Europa Conference for the next decade.
And Onana looked like a joke again
It’s either that or get Moyes back to finish what he begun and have them regularly in the bottom half.
You mean Gigssah
Moyes is too busy pimpimg himself to Everton these days
Mourinho sold kdb and Salah... they all get rid of fucking gems
Salah replacement.
Ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”
Yup… picked up for buttons in the fire sale following their demotion to the lower leagues for financial improprieties.
Apparently he’s a Utd fan… so maybes naw!!!
The only problem will be that they cut the cycle short by sacking ETH and we’ll have to wait until at least next season for the doom loop to fire up again!!
I feel he’s a total opposite of Salah though - Mo is meticulous and driven, I think Palmer is all instinct - he does what he does, but has no idea why he does it and why it works. At some point it can stop working and he will have no idea how to fix it.
If Cole palmer”s first goal hadn’t been ruled offside he’d have scored as many goals in one half as United this season
