It's amazing we are still in with a shout of top 4 innit
It's only because we won our first 5 games.

It's amazing we are still in with a shout of top 4 innit
But like...It's only because we won our first 5 games.
Everyone's shitter going for top 5 and everyone's better below.But like...
I don't remember in the years of Rafa where we would scrap for 4th or at those other moments where we could lose and draw this much and still be on track. It feels not normal
I have a theory that someone developed a test for one of the PEDs that City and ourselves have been using, and we had to urgently stop using it. That explains why we don't have the energy to close down the ball. And why Arsenal, despite being fairly average, are top of the league.
Can someone dig up @Oncy and get him here. He makes shit happen
We're not that lucky. We're stuck with him until the end of the season.In 53 mins apparently.
If they're not going to sack him, the board could at the least throw in a nice distraction like signing some players.
In 53 mins apparently.![]()
has he gone yet
No.
No.
We aren't going to do that sort of stupid bullshit.
If we are going to camp, let's camp. That isn't camping. If your car is nearby, you aren't camping. If music is involved that's coming from a speaker, it's not camping. The instrument the music can come from may be fucking annoying in any another context, but it's all you've got and we can always burn it if we aren't impressed.
If we see anyone else who isn't in our group after two days of travel, it's regrettable and they'd better be a ranger or indigenous or I'll be making you portage some more . I will teach you disdain for car campers and filthy day trippers. You will grow to hate me and love camping. You will see beautiful things, the world as it was meant to be.
Here's a portage dry bag. Pack light, you're going to have to carry that a few miles later along with a canoe.
We are actually going to camp. Let's not pretend this is going to be a short trip because this club is going to make us suffer. I will keep the axe, because I don't trust some of you, especially right now. If you show me you are responsible I might let you use it.
Oh, and wool, wool is your friend.
Don't start out too hard. This is a marathon not a sprint. Weather looks shit tomorrow but the next day I expect to make at least 25 miles.
When we emerge from this we will be smellier, thinner, ragged, and healthier. Some of you will reach for your cellphones and be disgusted, knowing how much time you'll spend stupidly staring at them, and how much you loved being without them.
You will go onto Wikipedia. The manager of Liverpool will be some other guy. We will be in 7th. There will be some press release explaining how we have to be financially responsible given we missed out on the champions league.
