So Bournemouth (A)

[Leo]

Coutinho needs to stop acting the bollix here.
So fucking complacent.

 

[Fox]

That's it Fox, just say words you recognise. Try sentences when you are ready.

Only had one hand free. Eating me Tea [emoji106]

 

[Ryan]

That's it Fox, just say words you recognise. Try sentences when you are ready.

LOL

 

[Farkmaster]

That was pretty shit from Jones. #SorryFark

You'd be a cunt to pretend that that wasn't shit. There's a reason why he hasn't been called up despite mings performances.

 

[Ryan]

The crowds in the Championship. Christ.

Screaming for throw-in's, and cheering louder for a strong slide tackle than a goal. The fucking footballing abyss that shit.

 

[cloggypop]

Only had one hand free. Eating me Tea [emoji106]

Never heard it called that.

 

[Leo]

Thou shalt not pass the Sakho.
This is getting fucking dodgy now.

 

[Ryan]

Brad Jones is like that ex that you used to fuck badly. you never really liked her, the one you avoided telling your mates about, and every single time on the way home afterwards you'd swear to yourself never again.

She even farted during a pounding one time. You told her it was fine, and hated yourself for it.

 

[Buddha]

Fucking Brad Jones does EVERYTHING in slow motion.

 

[Dahuge]

Great tackle from sahko

 

[Wizardry]

What the hell was Henderson waiting for then?

He couldn't have given him more room for the header.

 

[Buddha]

Bring Moreno on for Coutinho or Lallana and push Markovic up behind Sterling.

 

[Markeh]

lovely from Lallana

wtf from Sterling

 

[Leo]

Wow that was kinky from Lallana

 

[cloggypop]

Kinell

 

[Dahuge]

Coutinho, sterling and lallana nice, that's wha those three should be doing. Apart from the finish

 

[ILD]

Sakho thinks he's Lallana out there with those backheals. Know your role Sakho.

 

[Hansern]

Pure sex from Lallana that

 

[Red Bird]

How did Sterling miss that, FFS?

 

[Wiberg]

What the hell was Henderson farting for then?

Read Ryans post...

 

[Jack D Rips]

Fucks sake Raheem!

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

We thought it couldn't get worse than Ming, and then suddenly a wild Brad Jones appeared.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's it Fox, just say words you recognise. Try sentences when you are ready.

Hahahaha. This made me proper fucking lol.

 

[Ryan]

Yeah, Lallana slows up our attacks.

Fucking Christ above who said that.

 

[Markeh]

we're getting battered

 

[Markeh]

CAN PLEASE BRENDAN

 

[Ryan]

Why are Championship players so fucking white? Do those cunts never see the sun? It's like an albino convention in gaudy strips out there.

 

[Hansern]

Our defending though.. And Lucas aswell..

 

[Buddha]

In that whole passage of play Jones didn't dive once.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Alan Smith is sitting there with a fucking Bournemouth scarf on. I just know it.