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Why Liverpool won’t win the Premier League this season

SEPTEMBER 3, 2020 BY ALAN MOORE
In 2016, I submitted an article to a peer reviewed journal and the editor called me immediately after he’d read it. He spoke in glowing terms about the balance of academic support and real life test cases.
It was titled – “Dangers of caffeine misuse in elite sport.” I was thrilled. He said it would catch fire with media given the subject matter and test cases. He then told me that to publish it in the 1st quarter of 2017 would cost me $2500, plus $500 in editor fees. It’ll now be published first quarter 2021. And on this basis, I’ll explain why Liverpool won’t win the Premier League this year.

Prediction time

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In October 2018 and again in October 2019 on Capital Sports we called the English Premier League. Told people to bet their houses on Manchester City and then on Liverpool to win. This year, I’d do the same but to bet that Liverpool won’t win the Premier League. Simple reasons why:
  • Only one club has retained their crown since 2008/09
  • COVID-19 has messed up any rhythm Liverpool might have had
Most important of all:
  • They will be cycling off
Manchester City were the last to retain their crown and that was in the face of a behind the scenes meltdown where best friend and #2 Zeljko Buvac objected to going “full nuclear” to capture the title. He was sent on gardening leave and a couple of months later the man who would be deputy king returned from Holland with a lot of new know how for a two season cycle.
In, 2018 Liverpool were 19 points off Manchester City, a year later they were one point from the holy grail. And last year they got their hands on the grail, but at what price?

Liverpool in recovery

This is where I dip into the academic research undertaken for the article mentioned in the opening paragraph, Liverpool cycling off. Just as Leicester City went hell for leather under the watchful eye of Mapei graduate Andrea Azzalin, Azzalin followed Claudio Ranieri around like a sweet scent and was last at AS Roma before Ranieri rocked up in Sampdoria.
Azzalin learned from the best in cycling and like fellow Mapei mafia found his knowledge transferable to football. This knowledge of how to push players above and beyond using caffeine and other substances was ridden out on a rail from Chelsea but found a welcome home in Juventus.
We can remember the mad stories of Jamie Vardy souping up on Red Bull and port, greeted with giggles from the lapdog English sports media. All haha, until his heart packs in. Jamie, they repeated without bullshit filter, shuns gym work “so as not to bulk up and hinder his explosive pace,” Yes. This was puked out into the public sphere with no comment. Remember, too, how Leicester City players were visiting Dr. Mark Bonar.
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Remember the heretical line Azzalin was part of, back to the Sassis. Andrea is an expert in the effects of caffeine and had a willing subject in Jamie, as shown here from his betting sponsored Sun column. Three Red Bulls, an omelette and a double espresso.
The English Premier League is played at a pace only matched by sugar-crazed toddlers. The fittest teams who have the best benches and best injury prevention invariably win. However there is the extra part as explained to me by one source working with an EPL team.

It’s impossible to keep this up season after season. The new stuff, added with caffeine, puts so much pressure on the cardio(vascular) system. Now you put into that painkillers or even anti-biotics (if they’re ill), it’s a minefield.
Putting hearts under such pressure season after season, at the pace of the EPL, is a tragedy waiting to happen. Privately players and coaches I’ve interviewed say that it’s not just muscle or bone injuries that have been increasing. Getting someone to go fully on the record is almost impossible as the omerta around football is as bad as that in cycling or tennis.

Whataboutery

Bayern Munich and their Healing Hans, Juventus and their “system”, Paris Saint-Germain, Red Bull Leipzig, Barcelona, Real Madrid and on and on. Yes, they’re also as clean as Peppa Pig’s boots after a day of muddy puddle jumping. Red Bull have an East German doping criminal in charge of their sports medicine, but don’t worry, he’s also worked with US athletes who never tested positive.
Staying in Germany, Hans Muller Wohlfahrt and his injections that have helped everyone from Bono (yes, U2’s Bono), Usain Bolt, Paula Radcliffe and lots of other dodgy characters across a range of sports. He was only recently binned for the 2nd time from Bayern, but his legacy lives on. He’d been kicked out before by Pep Guardiola who brought in his own “gurus”.
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Juve have a Sassi and no touch control from Italian Anti-Doping. Cristiano Ronaldo still cannot explain his change in physique which began in Spain and has been maintained in Italy. But what these clubs have in common, is a) less competitive leagues, b) slower style of play and c) longstanding doping cultures.
The UK has the longstanding doping culture but a more competitive and fast paced tournament. Jan Molby, Matt LeTissier and other skilled strolling players have no place in the EPL, equally skilled, well muscled and stamina excellent players do. Whataboutery is a fair comment, however it’s comparing different beasts!

Why Liverpool will not win the EPL this season

Jurgen Klopp is no dummy. He knows that after the exertions of two seasons chasing the holy grail, lockdown included, this season will be one for Cups. Pep Lijnders did enough to prove his methods and be brought back to the Liverpool fold.

But even with Dutch know how, he has learned from cycling know how that they now need to cycle off. Push more and you risk healthy young men suffering cardiac arrest. I’ve gone into this here before and zero has changed.

Would Liverpool fans have called a halt to superdosing caffeine and other substances if it meant their beloved club didn’t end 30 years of chasing the dragon? Would they hell! The response each time I asked a fan was – Well, they know what they’re doing or It’s the player’s choice. Like the vast majority of football journos, they don’t care.

Liverpool cannot win this season because physically, scientifically and morally they cannot. They cannot overdose again on caffeine because of the side-effects. They cannot keep up the pace with other substances and painkillers because the amounts needed to win the EPL would cause a slew of injuries. And as much as the American owners would like to win the EPL again, players are valuable assets to them and they don’t need Mo, Roberto and Co to break down and lose their resale value.
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With so many sickly players in the Liverpool ranks, where of 35 players 22 are asthmatic – 63% of the squad, over five times higher than the 12% UK average. With COVID-19 threatening these at risk souls, it’s already dangerous. To keep the players at the max for an entire season, on numerous fronts, substances to enhance and support performance are needed.

The players have been flat out for two seasons and their bodies cannot take more. When the joke shop of US Anti-Doping can explain how dangerous overuse of PEDs (legal) can be for the meatiest of heads, Jurgen, Pep and the wiseguys in Anfield know when to lift their foot off the pedal.

In concluding the academic article, I pointed out that no Liverpool players have failed tests. I am not alleging any wrongdoing on their part. Nor am I intimating that they’re all on the juice. I’ve simply studied the support systems, those involved and what’s needed to achieve what they have achieved.

It’s impossible to do three seasons in a row without players collapsing from cardiovascular issues or physical or mental collapse. So now is a good time to back them not winning the Premier League this season.

Source:
http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/
 
In short:

We won't win the league, it's going to be all about the cups
We've been doping so hard these past two seasons that we need to take a break this season
22 out of 35 of our players have asthma.
 
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I'd be more surprised if we were not doping or at least pushing the boundaries of what is permitted.

All cyclists are asthmatic, why not footballers
 
I'd be more surprised if we were not doping or at least pushing the boundaries of what is permitted.

All cyclists are asthmatic, why not footballers

Of course you would - Conspiracy Theories are like intellectual chicken nuggies presented in a big bucket to you.
 
Bahahahaha. Doping on caffeine and antibiotics?

He also has missed the big fuck off bat eating elephant in the room. Sitting round doing fuck all for the best part of 3 months.
 
Leicester didn't go all out mental, it was complete anomaly of a season where they won with 81 points arsenal were second with only 71 and we managed 60 points.

Was every team having a year off the cycling at that point apart from Leicester?

Apart from the asthma stat which suggests steroid usage, the main substance is caffeine?

Hardly doping then as it's not been on WADAs list for a few years now.
 
The article seems to say 'high intensity = caffeine' which is a bit far fetched but in general I would expect us to have been pushing the boundaries on supplements to sustain the distance we are covering every game.
 
I would expect every single sportsperson to be pushing those boundaries without knowingly breaking them.
 
This guy was told by an editor his article was great and that it needs to be out there, yeah man, it's amazing work, hats off to you, so uhh it'll be $3000, but great article, best I've ever seen, I accept all major credit cards, yeah you have such great talent man, once this article is out there you're going to be famous man, just give me that $3000 asap time waits for no man and that. Lol what an idiot, hopefully he wasn't stupid enough to send the cheque.
 
It's not exactly a secret there's already videos on the club's YouTube page with Mona Nemmar discussion the caffeine and juice recipes pre game mid game post game etc.
 
He's only concentrating on caffeine & slightly implying a couple of other things so he doesn't get sued to bankruptcy.

It's no different to talking about growing tomatoes.
 
Did the sunflower seeds have any trace of a coffee taste in them? Cos I'd love coffee tasting sunflower seeds. They'd hit multiple pleasure senses in the brain in tandem.

*runs off to patent that idea*
 
caffeine is doping.
no wonder salah is so good.



wait ......
lovren is still shit
hmmm ..... imagine lovren without cofee.
 
I drink loads of coffee and it hasn't made me any taller

Does your cock the world of good apparently, especially if you are a little overweight,.

[article]
According to a study from the University of Texas Health Science Centre at Houston, a kick of caffeine can perk you up in more ways than one.
In fact sipping on some java every day may reduce your likelihood of getting erectile dysfunction (ED).
*** This is the vitamin your penis needs to perform ***
Researchers found that lads who downed the caffeine equivalent of two to three cups of coffee each day were less likely to have erection issues compared to non-coffee drinkers.

Interestingly the connection between caffeine and strong erections was most apparent in overweight guys – perhaps because carrying too many extra pounds can cause you to go limp.
They said: “We found a reduced likelihood to report ED among men with caffeine intake, especially with two to three daily cups of coffee, which is approximately 170–375 mg/day.”
Caffeine affects the penis in a similar way as Viagra does, says study co-author Run Wang, M.D.
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All this caffeine talk could go a long way to explaining Flannagans celebration against spurs under the Rodgers era.. I reckon he was pushing himself to the limit Caffeine wise that season, to the point he cant go back to it.. Which may further explain why he has been largely shit since, oh and he got involved in the brawl with his ex due to being on a caffeine overdose..
 
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