Song for Klopp

[Aidan O' Neill]

Apologies if I'm quiffing here, but has anybody attempted to come up with a song yet or would that be jinxy to do this early?

 

[Jerry Laser]

Kloppy oh Mr Kloppy....

In the Mr Blobby style.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Klopp little bunnies...Klopp, Klopp, Klopp...

 

[Judge Jules]

"We're on the
Klopp of the world lookin'
Down on creation
And the only explanation
We can find
Are the trophies we've found
Ever since you've been around
That have put us at the Klopp of the world."



Yeah yeah, I know, taxi for da Judge.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Hickery dickery Klopp
Jurgen ran to the Kop
When the team score one
He came on a bun
Hickery dickery Klopp

 

[6TimesaRed]

Hickery dickery Klopp
Jurgen ran to the Kop
When the team score one
He came on a bun
Hickery dickery Klopp

Oooer missus..

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[ILD]

Klopp, Klopp, wherever you may be,
You'll go down in history,
etc. etc.

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

"1,2,3 o'clock, 4 o'clock Klopp!
5,6,7 o'clock, 8 o'clock Klopp!
9,10,11 o'clock, 12 o'clock Klopp!
We're gonna Klopp around the Kop tonight!"

 

[Athens]

We're gonna Klopp around the kop tonight, we're gonna Klopp, Klopp Klopp til broad daylight...

 

[leftpeg]

Good work there @judge

 

[ILD]

Like those last two. They shall be sang at xmas drinkies in the pub.

 

[Athens]

"1,2,3 o'clock, 4 o'clock Klopp!
5,6,7 o'clock, 8 o'clock Klopp!
9,10,11 o'clock, 12 o'clock Klopp!
We're gonna Klopp around the Kop tonight!"

Sorry for the quiffing! You beat me to it by a minute or so.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Take me to the Jurgen Klopp
I want to lick his lollipop..........................shit I got sidetracked.

 

[ILD]

Ah coconuts provided the verse and you provided the chorus athens.

 

[Athens]

Ah coconuts provided the verse and you provided the chorus athens.

I'm working on something else. He likes his heavy metal so I've went for a version of guns n roses' welcome to the jungle. It starts off:

Welcome to the Jurgen,
We better start winning games...

I'll need to remind myself of the lyrics before I can finish it.

 

[FreshRed]

Clearly from a song generating point of view, the best manager we have ever appointed. Forget the actual football....

 

[gkmacca]

Klopp - in the name of love!

 

[Halmeister]

Let's get Sturridge a fucking song first. Feel sly on the poor bastard.

 

[reuque]

We have a winner here lads:

 

[davud graham]

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
Jurgen Klopp
He'll soon be here
It'll be better than before
Brendan's gone,Brendan's gone

To Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac

 

[Mors]

Stolen from Sheik:

Klopp Klopp, where ever you may be, you have Merkel in your own country, it could be worse, you could be a Manc, getting your sister to give you a wank

 

[Leo]

That Hyams lad is mentally ill but his songs are getting him fame.
He sucked off his brother for a fiver too.

 

[Farkmaster]

Easy.

 

[cloggypop]

We should do Blitzkrieg Klopp by The Ramones.

The Kop singing Hey! Ho! Let's go! would be fucking boss.

 

[darkstarexodus]

"1,2,3 o'clock, 4 o'clock Klopp!
5,6,7 o'clock, 8 o'clock Klopp!
9,10,11 o'clock, 12 o'clock Klopp!
We're gonna Klopp around the Kop tonight!"

Thread over. Winner

 

[Lippy]

We all love the red and white Klopp, the red and white Klopp, the red and white Klopp.

Simple. Yet effective

 

[Le Chacal]

A friend sent me this on whatsapp, brilliant

Juuuuurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp, hes the new king of the Kop
Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp, he will take us to the top
Champions League, FA Cup, we will win the fucking lot
(with)Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp, hes the new king of the kop

to the tune of Agga Do

 

[Insignificance]

He's back out on that road again
Turn this beast into the wind
There are those that Break and Bend
Klopp's the other kind

Maybe not Heavy enough for Jurgen...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's big, he's red, he's off his fuckin head, Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp.