Sunday's made up bullshizzit

[Terrier]

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to use some of the £80m raised by the sale of Cristiano Ronaldo to launch a shock raid for Liverpool striker Fernando Torres.
(Full story: Sunday Express)

Ferguson has instructed United chief executive David Gill to complete a £24m deal for Valencia's David Silva.
(Full story: The People)

Lyon have told Manchester United that striker Karim Benzema is not for sale this summer.
(Full story: Sunday Mirror)

Newcastle want former West Ham and Charlton boss Alan Curbishley to take charge of the club as the relationship between caretaker manager Alan Shearer and owner Mike Ashley has become strained.
(Full story: News of the World)

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp will go for Bayern Munich's Luca Toni, if he cannot sign former Manchester United striker Ruud van Nistelrooy from Real Madrid.
(Full story: The People)

Manchester United forward Carlos Tevez will sign for rivals Manchester City when his loan deal at Old Trafford finishes at the end of June.
(Full story: Sunday Mirror)

But Tevez will also be the subject of a £30m bid from Chelsea.
(Full story: News of the World)

However, Barcelona's Samuel Eto'o has rejected Manchester City's offer, leaving Chelsea, Liverpool and Inter Milan battling it out for the Cameroon striker.
(Full story: The People)

Bayern Munich winger Franck Ribery has been told by Real Madrid that the Spanish club will sign him next year, as they cannot pay out more than £50m twice in one summer.
(Full story: News of the World)

Roberto Martinez, who is set to take over at Wigan next week, wants to make former Sunderland striker Djibril Cisse his first signing.
(Full story: The People)

West Ham defender Matthew Upson is wanted by Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill.
(Full story: The People)

Fulham boss Roy Hodgson is ready to bid £3m for Middlesbrough striker Jeremie Aliadiere.
(Full story: The People)

Birmingham are ready to make a £1.5m bid for Espanyol midfielder Jordi Gomez following his impressive loan spell at Swansea last season.
(Full story: The People)

Blackburn could make a loan swoop for Chelsea youngster Franco Di Santo should Roque Santa Cruz leave the club this summer.
(Full story: The People) Chelsea are in talks with AZ Alkmaar over striker Moussa Dembele, who is valued at around £15m.
(Full story: The People)
More to follow.

OTHER GOSSIP

Arsenal have started new contract talks with forward Robin van Persie in a bid to fend off the interest of Italian side Inter Milan.
(Full story: Sunday Mirror)

Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic says he will be staying at Old Trafford, amid reported interest from Barcelona and Real Madrid.
(Full story: News of the World)

Middlesbrough owner Steve Gibson could put the club up for sale after he decided to become a tax exile in Guernsey.
(Full story: Sunday Express)

West Ham goalkeeper Robert Green has rejected a new contract with the club, but insists he wants to stay at Upton Park. (The People)

Portsmouth will sell stars such as defender Glen Johnson and striker Peter Crouch if the takeover of the club does not go ahead. (Sunday Express)

Comments:



Obviously the Torres link is horseshit and would never happen even in 20 years.


Silva to Scum? Hmmm


Ribsy to Real.......very comforting knowing he wont be going to Old Trufford.


Our Tevez interest seems to have died completely.



Eto'o to Liverpool?.....almost as plausible as Torres to the Scum.

 

[keniget]

Am I reading that Ribery snippet wrong?

If Real conclude the Ronaldo deal, they will have spent more than 50M twice in one summer.

 

[Terrier]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=34157.msg887669#msg887669 date=1244967069]
Am I reading that Ribery snippet wrong?

If Real conclude the Ronaldo deal, they will have spent more than 50M twice in one summer.
[/quote]


Ha, you pedantic sod.

Anyways, fantastic news. Ribery was the only 'real' candidate to replace the gay one. We all know when they say they want, everyone else bends over and accepts the ensuing shafting. Ribery to Real....soon.

 

[eecheerow]

I know the transfer window brings out the worst in the country's rags but surely this year is the worst we've ever seen.

The stories they're coming out with aren't even remotely plausible. I honestly can't wait for the Confederations Cup (which I have not followed even once in past years) to begin...

Anything to distract from these ridiculous rumours...

 

[spider-Neil]

fergie wants to use 'some' og the 80m to buy torres? the drunk would need 'ALL' of the 80 mil (and then some) and we'd still tell him to fuck off.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

I'd like to hear fernandos thoughts on signing for man u. Will he carry on his five finger salute when he scores at old trafford?

 

[Rosco]

There's been a couple of stories about Richard Dunne and Robbie Keane going to Sunderland