Sunderland v Liverpool match thread

[Khalido]

Our play in the final 3rd consists of sloppy first touches and poor decision making.
Over hit through balls, crosses hitting the 1st defender and too many players bunched together, easily marked.
Coutinho, Firmino and Lallana need to sort it out, it's not good enough.

 

[davud graham]

I've seen this game a thousand times before.

I know what you mean. It's predictable shite. The players and Klopp don't seem to be learning from playing against other teams who sit deep against us. Sunderland are clearly shit but have still had almost as many chances as us.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Benteke is playing like Heskey on one of his timid days.

He's absolute fucking muck. Can't wait till we fuck him off and buy a proper striker.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Ive seen more movement from my Nan than Benteke up top..
And she has been Dead for ten years..

 

[Frogfish]

Can is doing my tits in, he goes from the sublime to the ridiculous in the blink of an eye. Passing has been sloppy as hell, Coutinho needs to stop trying to pass it through the most congested mass of players on the edge of the box and we need to bypass Clyne because whenever he gets it he's too slow to get past the defender and inevitably ends up coming backwards again since he rarely finds Lallana or Firmino. We need more pace to the game too. You'd honestly think we'd never played together before tonight.

Firmino was unlucky with that superb save from his wonderful piece of skill and shot, but he should have headed the ball down when given that chance .. he'd likely have scored. WhyTF is it so many of our players head the ball straight at head height instead of down as we were always taught.

 

[rurikbird]

Coutinho's head is clearly not right at the moment, he doesn't seem to be mentally in the game. That lazy throw-in near the end, which gifted the ball back to Sunderland to counter-attack, epitomized it for me. We don't have many options, but I would consider bringing Ibe or Teixeira in for him if he doesn't improve at the start of the 2nd half.

Hendo seems to be struggling with his heel, a worry...

 

[FoxForceFive]

My mate texts me ten minutes in & says "It's gonna be a long night".

You just fucking know. From the off. We're gonna be shit, & hardly create anything & be annoyed as fuck.

Fuckers best proof us wrong for once.

 

[Red Astaire]

Regarding Benteke - He's a massive bag of shite. Lazy and has no idea how to play in this system. Klopp knows it as well. He'll be binned as soon as possible.

There may be an element of √Jinxy² - (Counter Jinx) To this (I fucking doubt it though - The guy is a fucking shitbag!)

I hated Heskey as well btw....

 

[Markeh]

yay for jammy goals

 

[Red Astaire]

You can thank me later...... 😉

 

[Buddha]

GOAL HESKEY!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yay for proving me wrong!

 

[tombrown]

Bent aichie

 

[Markeh]

Lallana assist

 

[Judge Jules]

Bent Ecky scores. Appaz he's got more goals against the Mackems than any other Prem player.

 

[willby]

Nice

 

[Leo]

He's absolute fucking muck. Can't wait till we fuck him off and buy a proper striker.

Lol.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's still shite.

 

[Hansern]

He's absolute fucking muck. Can't wait till we fuck him off and buy a proper striker.

Scores goals though

 

[Leo]

Ive seen more movement from my Nan than Benteke up top..
And she has been Dead for ten years..

Lol.

 

[Markeh]

don't let them back in it

 

[Skullflower]

He's absolute fucking muck. Can't wait till we fuck him off and buy a proper striker.

I still agree

 

[tony]

Fant5astic bit of Antijinxing there fellas - top stuff!!

 

[6TimesaRed]

That will do.. He still awful to watch with occasional moments of brilliance.

But a goal is a goal

 

[Bradley]

Lets put this F*cker to bed now.

 

[dmishra]

Can's sexy backheel started that move!

 

[Modo]

Lucky break but deserved. We need to keep it up.

 

[Wiberg]

Wonderful! We needed that badly.

 

[Red Mullet]

Lallana assist

Agreed

 

[Wiberg]

7 more and we pass scum!