Super Mario

[RedZeppelin III]

 

[Bradley]

Still with the odd boots!

Mario you're a laugh riot!

 

[gkmacca]

LALLANA: So...you've got a red right boot...and a blue left boot...
MARIO: Yeah, and at home I've got a red left boot and a blue right boot.
LALLANA: Right...I'm still not getting it. What happens if you want to wear a red boot on your left foot AND a red boot on your right foot?
MARIO: I've got a pair of those as well.
LALLANA: Oh. And do you have a pair of blue boots as well?
MARIO: Sure.
LALLANA: So that's...four pairs of boots?
MARIO: No, no, man, I got loads more pairs.
LALLANA: I'm really confused.

 

[ILD]

The plot thickens...

Guess which two players watched the Human Centipede at DVD night recently?

 

[ILD]

That is some Terence & Philip styled antics right there.

OH I SAY MARIO, CAN YOU CHECK MY ASS FOR ABNORMALITIES?

 

[Mystic]

Guess which two players watched the Human Centipede at DVD night recently?

So, that's what the Mario Balotelli's project is.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Lallana: "... so I did what you said, called Puma and told them I wanted a red boot but also a blue boot.... then they sent me this pair of purple ones".
Balotelli: "..."

 

[C/O]

HE SMILES!!!

Shite, he's going to get done for the Quenelle already

 

[Buddha]

The Mario and Studge love in is going to fire us to glory this year.

 

[Whirly]

I reckon he was worth the 16M just for the boss training photos.

 

[Mors]

Be good to see him and Lambert get a goal infront of the Kop

 

[Mors]

Have we had an answer re him categorically not signing from us? Rodgers dodged the question before the city game

 

[Frogfish]

The full story :

 

[vikas]

Bad boy Balotelli floors Toure in training ground bust-up, future in doubt..

 

[Frogfish]

Bad boy Balotelli floors Toure in training ground bust-up, future in doubt..

Pinched !!

 

[Athens]

Pinched !!

Just like Toure's arse.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[Mystic]

What a fucking loon!

 

[mom]

"Jesus Mario, so it's not a myth then. Put it away now, there's a good lad."

 

[Whirly]

I'm surprised that there haven't been any Mario Batali puns yet.

 

[jan]

http://instagram.com/p/sUNTsMLj_7/

 

[Dreambeliever]

Why always three?

This should have got more likes

 

[Frogfish]

 

[Judge Jules]

Good stuff from Brendan, no frills, telling it like it is. If any manager can make this work, he can. Big "if" though.

 

[keniget]

Saw the other day that some group (can't remember who) concluded that Mario is the best value for money signing of the summer.

Let's hope so.

 

[red_maradona]

I love Mario already.

 

[HC]

Ea

Saw the other day that some group (can't remember who) concluded that Mario is the best value for money signing of the summer.

Let's hope so.

I think I read that too. Concluded he's actually worth 30m.

It also said Luiz is actually worth 20m and barca underpaid for Suarez by 10m or so

 

[Frogfish]

That line " practicing free kicks" is telling.

 

[Frogfish]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I like that he's listening and changing his game within a week already - granted, it's only marking corners but a) he's tall and b) he's decent in the air (despite his two misses today!) ... This kid is going to prove the Judge wrong.