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[tombrown]

So, if we do sign him, what does that do to our overseas payer ratio? Can we still get Thuram?

Do we have to wait for Australia to wake up for @StevieM to update us?

 

[Markeh]

Every single player from that league is shit.

Everyone from karius to keita. The best bit is that shitty league made Sancho look like a 350k a week player when he is utter wank. Havertz, shit. Werner, shit. Only decent import from Germany in last decade was klopp.

so a good one is overdue?

 

[Hansern]

Every single player from that league is shit.

Everyone from karius to keita. The best bit is that shitty league made Sancho look like a 350k a week player when he is utter wank. Havertz, shit. Werner, shit. Only decent import from Germany in last decade was klopp.

Ahem, Konate..

 

[Farkmaster]

Don't we need a DM before we need anyone else? Are we actually going to buy 3?

 

[Dreambeliever]

All his does is score free kicks and penalties.

😀

 

[ibromurph]

Ahem, Konate..

Bobby didn't turn out too badly either.

 

[peekay]

So, if we do sign him, what does that do to our overseas payer ratio? Can we still get Thuram?

Do we have to wait for Australia to wake up for @StevieM to update us?

We have one more slot.

 

[ibromurph]

Don't we need a DM before we need anyone else? Are we actually going to buy 3?

Maybe Kloppo thinks Fab, Hendo, Stef B are all capable of sharing gametime there now.

 

[SummerOnions]

Cool news but what position does he actually play in? I've seen plenty of highlights before but it seems like he's in that floaty number 10 role

 

[binomial]

Don't we need a DM before we need anyone else? Are we actually going to buy 3?

Yep, 3 midfielders and a CB…FSG gonna make us tie our bellends in a knot.

 

[ibromurph]

Cool news but what position does he actually play in? I've seen plenty of highlights before but it seems like he's in that floaty number 10 role

In a 4-2-3-1:
https://ibb.co/BGyHsSG

Transfremarket:
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dominik-szoboszlai/profil/spieler/451276

 

[Tinto]

Don't know anything about this guy, but everybody seems to be excited so I am too

 

[SummerOnions]

In a 4-2-3-1:
https://ibb.co/BGyHsSG

Transfremarket:
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/dominik-szoboszlai/profil/spieler/451276

Not sure how he fits our formations but he looks good so I'm sure Klopp will figure it out

 

[binomial]

Don't know anything about this guy, but everybody seems to be excited so I am too

I think we’re all excited because we haven’t a fucking clue what’s going on right now just that he’s a sexy cunt I’d get pleasure rimming.

 

[refugee]

Every single player from that league is shit.

Everyone from karius to keita. The best bit is that shitty league made Sancho look like a 350k a week player when he is utter wank. Havertz, shit. Werner, shit. Only decent import from Germany in last decade was klopp.

Matip was good for a limited but wonderful period

 

[Fabio]

Haalands not bad like

 

[The Nomad]

Shite

Who? Gundogan or that it shat all over your argument?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Haalands not bad like

He's shite.
The only redeeming feature about him is he's Norwegian like Hansern.

 

[mark1975]

He's shite.
The only redeeming feature about him is he's Norwegian like Hansern.

I think Hansern should disassociate himself with the cunt and change nationality, personally.

 

[Woland]

Matip was good for a limited but wonderful period

I didn't get where I am today by not cherry picking facts to suit myself

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I think Hansern should disassociate himself with the cunt and change nationality, personally.

I think @Jürgen4PM would get him Welsh citizenship, if he asked nicely ... @Hansern - interested?

 

[binomial]

Matip was good for a limited but wonderful period

I think Matip's mostly been very good for us (last season an exception) the only thing that has really limited that has been injuries.

 

[tomasjj]

this lad is the option to bellingham
surprised city is not lurking as he is a KDB in the making

 

[Hansern]

I think Hansern should disassociate himself with the cunt and change nationality, personally.

He's from the southwest of Norway and they're a different breed like, in all honesty..

 

[Buddha]

I think Haaland should disassociate himself with the cunt and change nationality, personally.

Harsh….

 

[Hansern]

Not sure how he fits our formations but he looks good so I'm sure Klopp will figure it out

He's played as a CM, AM, LW, RW, LM and RM in his short career and actually most of the games as a CM even though he was a AM and RW for Leipzig these last two seasons.

I think he could be a fantastic 8 and right central midfielder for us given he's a box to box player, has an insane work rate, 6'12 tall and very athletic.
His versatility is insane. Creative, scores goals and carries the ball with pace. Hits a shot like a fucking rocket as well.

This signing is extremely encouraging for our midfield and squad rebuild.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He's from the southwest of Norway and they're a different breed like, in all honesty..

I get it - he's viking blood and you're finnish blood!?

 

[Hansern]

I get it - he's viking blood and you're finnish blood!?

I wouldnt call it Viking blood given you know who his dad is, more cunts blood. I'm a mix of the south of Norway and north of Norway. Obviously the best parts of this country..

 

[Farkmaster]

I wouldnt call it Viking blood given you know who his dad is, more cunts blood. I'm a mix of the south of Norway and north of Norway. Obviously the best parts of this country..

You'd make a horrible travel writer.

"While there is much to recommend in Norway, and you could spend years exploring this beautiful country, if I had but one recommendation, one unmissable place, it'd be the south. Oh, and the north, of course."

 

[Fabio]