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John McGovern
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I was walking in Manchester centre earlier and saw a man crying.
"Cheer up mate!" I said. "What's all the tears, are you that happy City won the title?"
"No, fuck off!" he replied sternly.
"So you're crying because United lost the title?"
"No, just fuck off!"
"So why are you crying?" I asked.
"Cos I've got to live in this shithole."
"Cheer up mate!" I said. "What's all the tears, are you that happy City won the title?"
"No, fuck off!" he replied sternly.
"So you're crying because United lost the title?"
"No, just fuck off!"
"So why are you crying?" I asked.
"Cos I've got to live in this shithole."
