The "I wish it meant something" final matchday thread:Swanseas v Liverpool INC OTHER GAMES

[Cerberus]

*Best Eamon Dunphy Voice*

Barton is a head banger, an idiot. An Idiot for all to see.

 

[HC]

barton explodes.

dickhead attacked aguero after getting sent off

 

[Delinquent]

Joey Barton in violent thug SHOCKA.

 

[Skullflower]

Barton is beyond good and evil

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ballotelli wanted to get to him, should've well took a time out & let them have a celebrity deathmatch in the centre circle, two nutters going at it.

 

[Farkmaster]

Everyone will be moralizing about it, but it's just fucking hilarious. No one is really hurt, and he looks like a fucking idiot.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

To be fair Tevez did punch Joey in the side of the head to prompt the elbow shot.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Are Liverpool still playing? Anyone been watching?

 

[Leo]

Ballotelli wanted to get to him, should've well took a time out & let them have a celebrity deathmatch in the centre circle, two nutters going at it.

Ha

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Swansea should be up about 3-0 I reckon.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

you know what , fuck it , once he was going off he might as well hit a few more of the cunts . The only disappointment was he was held back from smashing that fanny balotelli .

 

[FoxForceFive]

Saved on the line. Fat cunt paddy kenny.

 

[hmmmmm1]

thats easily 3 red cards, one for the elbow, other for kick out, and 3rd for the attempted head butt

 

[Farkmaster]

I'm watching... sortof. We've won another corner. Riveting stuff.

 

[hmmmmm1]

any updates on our game as my stream is dying

 

[Farkmaster]

Almost a fucking amazing bicycle by Carroll there, yea, the one he's been going for for a few months.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Fuck off Vorm!! How many goals has that prick denied us this season ffs.

 

[the count]

Fuck me.
Big Andy with a super overhead kick.
Excellent save

 

[FoxForceFive]

you know what , fuck it , once he was going off he might as well hit a few more of the cunts . The only disappointment was he was held back from smashing that fanny balotelli .

I often wonder why players don't do that occasionally, I know I fucking would.

Take a few match ban & blag an anger management course & all would be forgiven.

 

[Fabio]

Mario should come on, he's a God damn maverick

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck me.
Big Andy with a super overhead kick.
Excellent save

See, there's the problem, only Rooney is allowed to score a patented Rooney overhead kick. Its in the Sky & Premier League rules.

 

[hmmmmm1]

look like city may just choke it

 

[Fabio]

Yep

 

[Rosco]

You know Mario will be sent off within five mins of coming on

 

[Fabio]

You think city would sell us Dzeko?

 

[Leo]

Kin ell

 

[FoxForceFive]

Niall Quinn, 'I don't know what to think here, so much going in, scores here, scores in other games too'

Fuck me, bring back Andy Gray.

Shit shit shits shit qpr score.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

city you bunch of fucking cunts .

 

[Shadey]

OMFG

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

QPR winning