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The People's Manifesto

singlerider

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Grass roots democracy at its best:

[quote author=The People]

  • [li]Close down tax havens...bomb Switzerland[/li]
    [li]MPs should not be paid salaries but loans, like students MPs often get highly paid jobs on leaving Parliament, as a result of having attended Parliament. Thus when they get a highly paid non exec directorship they should pay their loan back.[/li]
    [li]Any Mp who votes to go to war should fight in it, in the front line[/li]
    [li]All politicians should be forced to wear the names and logos of the companies that sponsor them or with whom they have financial links[/li]
    [li]Crisp manufacturers should fill the packets to the top- no extra charge[/li]
    [li]That every CEO of any company can only earn 3 times the lowest paid salary in the company[/li]
    [li]To randomly arm OAPS with guns[/li]
    [li]Live goats to be released into the House of Commons floor (no more than 4), MPs must NOT acknowledge the existence of the goats.[/li]
    [li]To fine supermarkets (especially Tesco's) for every gram of excess packaging they use[/li]
    [li]The government to give everyone the day off on their birthday[/li]
    [li]The introduction of the prohibition of deception law, making it illegal for MPs to knowingly lie. It shall be known as Archer's law[/li]
    [li]To create 'fuck it days' where people are legally allowed once a month to phone in work and say they can't be arsed to come in[/li]
    [li]We should be able to cast a vote against a political party rather than for them, each vote is deducted from their total "for" votes[/li]
    [li]Private health companies that use NHS trained staff, doctors, nurses, clinicians, etc. should pay a levy worth 25% of the staff pay to the NHS to reimburse them for the training costs and help with training in the future[/li]
    [li]Anyone who supports ID cards should be banned from having curtains[/li]
    [li]Anyone found guilty of homophobic hate crime has to serve their sentence in drag[/li]
    [li]The Daily Mail should have to declare on the masthead "The newspaper that supported Hitler!"[/li]
    [li]All products should have the cost price (the cost of manufacturing the product) included on the label i.e. This pint cost us 2p to produce our price to you is £2.50[/li]
    [li]There should be separate lanes for pedestrians based on the speeds they walk at. Ranging from a fast lane for people who know where they are going to a hard shoulder for window shoppers[/li]
    [li]There should be an age of consent of 16 for all religion[/li]
    [li]All BNP members should be forced to trace their ancestry and publish the results[/li]
    [li]To introduce a Tobin Tax on currency transactions[/li]
    [li]On the voting card there should be a box that says "None of the above."[/li]
    [li]Anyone in favour of banning immigration should sign a register and they will be banned from traveling abroad.[/li]
    [li]Anyone buying a second home in Somerset has to buy a house of equal value for someone who actually lives in Somerset. This house is to be built on a golf course[/li]
    [li]Party political manifestos should be legally binding[/li]
    [li]Institute the "Sky test" on benefit claimants. So if you suck on the teat of Murdoch no benefits for you[/li]
    [li]That all MPs expenses be published weekly in the local constituency newspaper and constituents get to vote as to whether they are passed or not[/li]
    [li]Margaret Thatcher should pay for her own funeral[/li]
 
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