For once I want to avoid the whole transfer circus. So I guess the plan is to log out and log on sometime in August, just before our last pre season game. Just so I can get a taste of what's to come.
Let me help you out.
There will be much frothing at the mouth at our transfer business, FSG & Hughes will be cunts, we should have cashed in on Trent, Virgil, Mo, Gerrard, Carragher, Dalglish, Toshask, St John… blah blah blah sooner, pre season has been shit since we didn’t smash everyone playing god-level football and the season is going to be a disaster where we’ll be unlucky not to be relegated.
Leave it a few weeks till September and the Quad will be on, Mo will be top of the goals and assists charts and Dreamie will be asking why we haven’t offered him an 83 year extension.