Helps if you read his tweets in the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Or Herr Flick from 'Allo 'Allo!

Helps if you read his tweets in the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
He can't be that thoughtful. Dreamy could have worked out he was going to have to deal with similar issues.Xabi's always struck me as a thoroughly decent, down to earth human being, and real student of the game. He must have hated what he was dealing with over there.
Do you think he called Rafa for advice first?He can't be that thoughtful. Dreamy could have worked out he was going to have to deal with similar issues.
Probably sent him a letter made from cut up newspapers.Do you think he called Rafa for advice first?
I once did send a black mail one like that to get a job.Probably sent him a letter made from cut up newspapers.
Winning the title here with Liverpool > anything Xabi has done.Maybe We need to do the same with Slot.
Did you get it?I once did send a black mail one like that to get a job.
I did. I got the idea when I was stoned as fuck, playing PS 1 with my friends.Did you get it?
Not being top of the La Liga, not winning the World Club Cup and losing a domestic trophy to Barca = failure at Real Madrid regardless of how unfair that is.This simply isnt true though. Flick and Xabi had the exact same start to their managerial careers at Barca and Real.
Xabi has the 4th best win percentage of any Real Madrid manager in the 21st century.
So far this season his Real team was 4th for pressed sequences, 2nd for high turnovers forced and 1st for shots from these turnovers. All this with the likes of Vini jr and Mbappe being difficult to manage.
They are top for conceded goals even with all the injuries, so his defensive side of the game has been good.
No way this can been seen as a failure.
If you read all the stuff that happened behind the scenes you'd understand. Perez tried to force people onto his training staff etc.
Every man and his dog knew that before he went there.To be fair. Thay dressing room is toxic.
Vini Jr, Mbappe, Bellingham, Rodrygo.. to name but a few egos.
Its well rumoured that towards the end Ancelotti just let the team do what they wanted and regularly had stars miss a training session or two.
Alonso tried to stop that, plus implement a more pressing system. Which the Real players didn't want.
Am I surprised it ended like this? No.
But to say he failed after half a season when Real are still in the CL and 5 points off the top is hyperbole.
Winning the title here with Liverpool > anything Xabi has done.
Not being top of the La Liga, not winning the World Club Cup and losing a domestic trophy to Barca = failure at Real Madrid regardless of how unfair that is.
Nobody will ever look back at this spell and say it was anything other than a failed move for him. Well except you clearly 😅
As a Liverpool fan I should have stated.That's incorrect dude. What he did at Leverkusen was amazing. I don't even like the guy but I've gotta respect him.
I’m sure Real fans the world over are talking today bout the successful spell Xabi had in charge 😅😅😅I gather you don't read much besides the Melbourne Gazette then.
Enrique shits all over Alonso if a viable option.Alonso had the best CV when we were replacing Klopp.
He and Enrique has the best CV now.
I’m sure Real fans the world over are talking today bout the successful spell Xabi had in charge 😅😅😅
Ahhhh yes. Beating the Bayern monopoly was nothing.Winning the title here with Liverpool > anything Xabi has done.
If city enter the chat for Enrique we don’t stand a chance.Enrique shits all over Alonso if a viable option.
Enrique shits all over Alonso if a viable option.
Let’s see. His Bayer L team went backwards and now he’s walked away from Madrid which I don’t think he would have done as WCC champions, top of La Liga by 5pts and Super Cup winners.It seems that most of the footballing World seem to think he has been treated unfairly, and most articles/tweets etc are about how good the results have been so far.
All in all, its not seen as a failure and no serious team would have any qualms about hiring him.
Didn’t say it wasn’t but for me giving us our second title in 35 years was bigger and post Klopp. Wtf have Utd done post Ferguson. Arsenal post Wenger. Winning no20 was massive.Ahhhh yes. Beating the Bayern monopoly was nothing.
He turned PSG into the best team without the best resources.I think it’s more nuanced.
Enrique won stuff by managing the best team with the most resources.
Alonso turned Neverkusen into winners.
Let’s see. His Bayer L team went backwards and now he’s walked away from Madrid which I don’t think he would have done as WCC champions, top of La Liga by 5pts and Super Cup winners.
He’s still a gamble for any big team and definitely for us without the players for 3-5-2.
He turned PSG into the best team without the best resources.
A tournament they didn’t even want to enter! Maybe we should be after Maresca seeing as he won the thing and, oh, lost his job for doing crap.Let’s see. His Bayer L team went backwards and now he’s walked away from Madrid which I don’t think he would have done as WCC champions, top of La Liga by 5pts and Super Cup winners.
He’s still a gamble for any big team and definitely for us without the players for 3-5-2.
Our second title in 6 years. Don’t be one of those mongy fans of other clubs. Winning 20 was a perfect storm for Slot. Don’t be making out he did anything amazing to do it. If he is so amazing why are we so shit right now?Didn’t say it wasn’t but for me giving us our second title in 35 years was bigger and post Klopp. Wtf have Utd done post Ferguson. Arsenal post Wenger. Winning no20 was massive.
