Yaya wants out

[Frogfish]

This happens every year, apparently.

What ? His birthday ? Not every two years to keep his age down ?

 

[RedZeppelin III]

no idea why he didn't like his cake

 

[Rouge Penguin]

What ? His birthday ? Not every two years to keep his age down ?

Isn't it 7 years for every 1 year, or is that dogs and actresses.

 

[Frogfish]

Isn't it 7 years for every 1 year, or is that dogs and actresses.

Is he neither then ?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[mom]

Crock of poo

 

[James]

@Toure_yaya42: Thanks for all the birthday messages today. Card from City just arrived... Must have got lost in the post. Haha

Just tweeted this. Non story.

 

[Portly]

The way I'm reading this is that Touré has a dodgy agent, who is trying to stir up a dispute so that he can get his cut of a transfer fee.

 

[Woland]

And then tweets:

yaya toure ‏@Toure_yaya42 41m
Everything dimitry said is true . He speaks for me . I will give an interview after world cup to explain
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[Rosco]

He's 31 just had the best season of his career. He wants to get paid for it clearly

 

[Bradley]

Turning 31 has hit Yaya hard. The man is an emotional mess. Only lots of touching from Brendan can save him now.

Come to daddy.

 

[Woland]

I note the way he waited to get out the UAE before making these claims, so they couldn't take his passport off him and stick him on a building site.

 

[Red Astaire]

Ha ha!

 

[Red Astaire]

I have decided I love this story. Yaya and no birthday cake is aces. I shall compose a song for next season. Give me a min.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Yaya has always been a whiny, pouty, douchenozzle. Magnificent player, horrible attitude.

 

[Judge Jules]

Yaya has always been a whiny, pouty, douchenozzle. Magnificent player, horrible attitude.

"Douchenozzle".

Word. 😀

 

[dee]

I have decided I love this story. Yaya and no birthday cake is aces. I shall compose a song for next season. Give me a min.

Three fucking hours and nothing. Crack on man!

 

[Woland]

Why Man City stopped handing out birthday cakes.

 

[refugee]

Why Man City stopped handing out birthday cakes.

Swiping that for Facebook

 

[Red Astaire]

Three fucking hours and nothing. Crack on man!

Ha ha I'm on it - I had a baby to feed.

 

[Woland]

Swiping that for Facebook

Swiped it from the twits

 

[refugee]

Swiped it from the twits

I don't feel so bad stealing from them

 

[Rafiagra]

Hopefully this creates some friction for them and causes a big shitstorm leading in to the new season.

Anything that destabilises our rivals is a big plus for us.

 

[redhorizon2]

Wayne Rooney's mate he is.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He's 31 just had the best season of his career. He wants to get paid for it clearly

Surely he couldn't have peaked at 30/31.
Should have been years earlier no?

 

[livvy145]

 

[StevieM]

I wonder what I'll get from my boss on my birthday.

 

[Gary25]

My God so all this talk of Y.Toure leaving Citeh is over a fucking birthday cake or no birthday cake??

Footballers of the 70s and 80s must look at what the game has become and die a little inside.