You know football is fucked up when.....

[Sheik Yerbouti]

.....players like Falcao and Ibrahimovic are plying their trade in France. Shit league with three men, 20 lambs and fifty snails making up the crowd in virtually every stadium. All about the moolah.

What else?

 

[Oncy]

Theres a world cup in Quatar.
Fucking Quater like!!

 

[Ryan]

Nowhere near as bad as all those cunts playing in Russia for billions of petro-dollars.

Flying in from Moscow on a fucking helicopter to Mafgelarbvanczjkala every day for training. It's embarrassing.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

Sepp blatter is in charge .

 

[LarryHagman]

Players dates of birth are creeping ever closer to 2000. Once that's breached, my head's going in the fucking oven (even though its leccy).

 

[Ossi]

When no one plays in black boots anymore.

 

[dmishra]

Players dates of birth are creeping ever closer to 2000. Once that's breached, my head's going in the fucking oven (even though its leccy).

Heh, players who're born in the same year as me are now being described as too old.

 

[Dreambeliever]

When Lucas is seen as worthy of a CM place for Liverpool

 

[Modo]

Stoke is a premier league team

 

[Ryan]

When Lucas is seen as worthy of a CM place for Liverpool

When it's not illegal for you to procreate.

 

[tombrown]

When Liverpool don't win the league at least once every other season

 

[TSD]

When Lucas is seen as worthy of a CM place for Liverpool

I'm sorry, but football is fucked up when one of our own says this about one of our most dedicated players.

 

[tombrown]

When the league is called "EPL", the league cup is the "Godknowswhat cup", the European Cup the "Champions League", the UEFA cup the "Europa League" and the Cup Winners Cup has disappeared off the face of this earth ... and Zenit Leningrad changed their name inexplicably

 

[Dreambeliever]

When it's not illegal for you to procreate.

Indeed Hitler had it right eh?

 

[keniget]

When Wenger is being linked with a 38M double swoop for Michu and Williams and it doesn't sound that outrageous. 38M!

 

[Oncy]

I'm sorry, but football is fucked up when one of our own says this about one of our most dedicated players.

Absolutely.

 

[dmishra]

When Lucas is seen as worthy of a CM place for Liverpool

 

[gkmacca]

When players and managers call the league the 'BPL' and start plugging banks.

 

[Oncy]

When players and managers call the league the 'BPL' and start plugging banks.

Oh while we are on that, the fucking Americanisation of our sport.
Get fucked 'Pick up' and 'EPL'

 

[Oncy]

Also money.
Manchester Citeh squad yesterday was 321m

Ours was about 134m

Ours is fucking ludicrous. Theirs........

 

[The Slugmonster]

Also money.
Manchester Citeh squad yesterday was 321m

Ours was about 134m

Ours is fucking ludicrous. Theirs........

More ludicrouser

 

[Mors]

I'd play in France or fucking Russia if someone offered me 200-300k a week.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'd play in France or fucking Russia if someone offered me 200-300k a week.

I'd play on a fucking minefield for that cash.

 

[nealmac]

When Wenger is being linked with a 38M double swoop for Michu and Williams and it doesn't sound that outrageous. 38M!

2 Hippogriffs?

 

[Silver Sean]

When finishing fourth in the the league is seen as some sort of achievement and more important than winning an actual trophy.

 

[Leo]

International friendlies 3 days before the season starts is an absolute disgrace.