Konoplyanka (a tiny bit NSFW, sorry)

[dmishra]

Mark Mc ‏@MarkmaccaMc 6m
What a load of shite that was.,How can you agree everything at 4am this morning nearly 20 hours later deal collapses..What a joke !

 

[SummerOnions]

How can it be nothing to do with him. He was there trying to do it since Wednesday.
Either you do the job or you wasted your time and you fucked up.
Well I dont see the Ukrainian at Melwood.

innit. If the owner was being a cunt you tell him to jog on on Tuesday

 

[dee]

Did Tom Ince sign for a fee? If he did we are cash positive for the window

 

[Hansern]

@BenSmithBBC: Ian Ayre is an easy target. Collapse of this particular deal was not his fault. He was dealing with an impossible owner

Maybe Ayre should get off the hook on this one, but why spend 3 days there?

 

[dmishra]

Sigurdsson
Dempsey
Mkhitaryan
Willian
Costa
Salah
Konoplyanka

7 targets we've failed to get for one reason or the other.

 

[Oncy]

Its fucking usual penny ante bullshit.
United lashed out 37m to get Jaun Mata BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT FUCKING TAKES.

 

[Woland]

Oh behave he's a load of wank

 

[Hansern]

Konos agent

@JamLipp78: Absolutely gutted, can't put it in to words.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We'll still get top 4 stop panicking!!

 

[King Emlyn]

No way will Rodgers tolerate this circus much longer.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Ian Ayre begins trip home

 

[mark1975]

so we're stuck with Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling and Coutinho then.

Arsed.

 

[BlitzAce]

Complete joke! The way were going we need a director of football. Ffs

 

[Woland]

Konos agent

@JamLipp78: Absolutely gutted, can't put it in to words.

Yeah this poor cunt just lost a million quid.

I want to take a shit in his shoes.

 

[Woland]

so we're stuck with Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling and Coutinho then.

Arsed.

EGGS FUCKIN ZACKERLY

 

[Oncy]

@BenSmithBBC: Ian Ayre is an easy target. Collapse of this particular deal was not his fault. He was dealing with an impossible owner

Maybe Ayre should get off the hook on this one, but why spend 3 days there?

If the owner is impossible, WALK THE FUCK AWAY.
GREIZMANN
PJANIC
SHAQIRI
MVILLA
TURAN

go and sign some other cunt.

I can just imagine Ayre the flakey faced cunt
'Ok 16m plus 20 quid?'

'No'

'Ok 16m plus 25 quid?'

'No'

'Youre being ridiculous you are!'

 

[Whirly]

Ian Ayre begins trip home

You mean

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

so we're stuck with Suarez, Sturridge, Sterling and Coutinho then.

Arsed.

Exactly. He wasn't what we needed anyway.

The real fuck up was not going for a central midfielder and left back.

 

[orcsonthewall]

EGGS FUCKIN ZACKERLY

Should be fine as long as none of them get injured or bite someone

 

[Oncy]

I didnt want the soppy bowl cut cunt anyway.

 

[gene hughes]

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!

 

[Hansern]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

 

[mark1975]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

Yeah, but that's Ayre's fault.

 

[Mystic]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

What can you do about that? I really hope we go back for him.

 

[rubans]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

If that's true and we are still interested in 6 months then sign the pre-contract with him for free and stick two fingers at the owner then.

 

[Oncy]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

So what did we do?
Say 'Go on, we'll be your best friends!'

Did we really just spend 3 days negotiating with a player whos club said they werent going to sell?
Were fucking clown shoes.

 

[orcsonthewall]

@BenSmithBBC: #LFC had an agreement with Konoplyanka. Owner of FC Dnipro refused to sign the paperwork

Yet another Ian Ayre clusterfuck

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Oncy]

Yeah, but that's Ayre's fault.

He has spent three days negotiating for a player whos club said they arent selling.

 

[Leo]

Agree with Oncy there.
That makes it look worse.
We are fucking amateurs.