Bloody hell, it's here! Might have fallen down the pecking order in the excitement stakes due to Australia being so God-damn fucking shit I guess, but anyway, it's here! It's here! Joe Root in for Compton, interesting. Surprised at the Onions inclusion too. Australia have slightly got their act togethor uner Boof Lehmann after fucking Micky Arthur off, but make no mistake - this is the worst Australian Ashes side in living memory, and they'll get battered. I like Rogers in as the opener alongside Watson. Personally I'd play Khawaja at 3, shift Clarke up to 4 or 5, and tell that fucking IPL fuckwit Dave Warner to go fuck himself. Australia's pace attack is the best thing they've got, but that doesn't get you wickets on a 5th-day dustbowl, and neither does Nathan Lyon. England to win either 4-1 or 5-0.