Virgiling on the vandijkulous

[dmishra]

From one of the Southampton ITKs.

Jonnoquick

Apparently thrown a strop this morning and although he is at Staplewood, he isn't actually training.

Source has said although in the past couple of days it looked as though he was 100% off, he is now fully expecting him to stay. Still expecting a late bid from Liverpool but unless it's well above what's anticipated, we wont be selling.

New player is an attacker. No been told who, but apparently he will be "around the first team, high potential".

 

[ILD]

BREAKING NEWS
Virgil Van Dijk has left the Southampton training ground in the back of a blacked out car.
Where’s he off too?

I want the model and reg number on my desk within the hour. Does the AUX port work yeah?

 

[ILD]

From one of the Southampton ITKs.

New player is an attacker. No been told who, but apparently he will be "around the first team, high potential".

Sound like a blag BIG DOM to me.

 

[King Binny]

I want the model and reg number on my desk within the hour. Does the AUX port work yeah?

 

[Rosco]

Binny delivers

 

[ILD]

Yeah but does the AUX work?

 

[Rosco]

Yeah but does the AUX work?

There isn't one in a G-Class.

 

[Brizzle]

Plate ends in DVK

To me that suggests BIG DIVOCK has gone to pick up our man VVD

 

[doctor_mac]

From one of the Southampton ITKs.

Jonnoquick

New player is an attacker. No been told who, but apparently he will be "around the first team, high potential".

Danny Ings...

 

[ILD]

To me that suggests BIG DIVOCK has gone to pick up our man VVD

Why aren't we more excited about this?

 

[Hansern]

Peter Griffin is at it again:

 

[737Max]

follow the #blackedoutcar #vvd #freevvd

 

[Rosco]

Peter Griffin is at it again:

And it takes about 30 mins to get there :

 

[King Binny]

Peter Griffin is at it again:

 

[doctor_mac]

Peter Griffin is at it again:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

BRILLIANT! It has to be VVD!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

You truly deserve your crown Binny.

*bows*

 

[Hansern]

Thomo got any contacts at the club then?

 

[FoxForceFive]

This best be on this.

I haven't even felt a twitch for 12 hours now, I'm beginning to have sympathy for the unsullied.

 

[Mystic]

I'd love Lemar, but this is the deal that needs to happen, sign VVD and keep Coutinho and we've had a great window.

 

[Hansern]

God knows if Bear Grylls little brother is trustworthy but fuck it:

 

[Dreambeliever]

I'm going to sleep soon I'll be devastated if I don't wake up to VVD being a done deal

 

[Judge Jules]

Somebody tell Southampton quick - that'll seal the deal for sure.

 

[Hansern]

 

[Dreambeliever]

Somebody tell Southampton quick - that'll seal the deal for sure.

Tell them I'll unleash a Virjidonkulous amount of puns on their twitter feed if they don't. That'll tip them over the edge.

 

[Mystic]

--------------------------Tell them I'll unleash a [hl]Virjidonkulous [/hl]amount of puns on their twitter feed if they don't. That'll tip them over the edge.

 

[Oncy]

Love the way hes actually pointing at it.

 

[Judge Jules]

Sweary little bugger on the quiet, that Bilbo.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hahahaha I'm half asleep don't mind me.

 

[Mystic]

Love the way hes actually pointing at it.

I'm an artist! Unfortunately I couldn't hide the dashes lol.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hahahaha I'm half asleep don't mind me.

What, ALL the time?