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Worst Liverpool XI of the last 20 years

Discussion in 'The Football Forum' started by Halmeister, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    Okay, so the opposite of the other thread...

    I ask only that the players played a reasonable number of games, not 1 or 2 before never being seen again.

    I'll give it a go...

    Karius

    Degen
    Pellegrino
    Lovren
    Moreno

    Poulsen
    Lucas
    Aquilani

    Borini
    Solanke
    Jovanovic

    That was tough, and some iconic names missed out.

    Possibly a bit harsh on the likes of Moreno, Lovren and Lucas, but for their sheer longevity and consistent shitness, as well as their countless instances of fucking us over, they make the grade.

    Aquilani is another contentious one as he had more talent than other people that missed out, but I fucking hated his wimpy yellow guts. Perhaps, though, he belongs in a "Biggest disappointments XI"... *Goes off to create another thread*
     
  2. Mors

    Mors Well-Known Member

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    20yrs is hard, there's been some right old utter shit. I think yours might be last 10. I presume we're also going for player that played a decent amount of games?
    Anyway, here's a bash and some honourable mentions for the bench.


    ........................Karius
    Kromkamp...Song....Coates....Insua
    ...Poulsen....Diao......Diomede
    .......Pongolle the mongole
    ..............Diouf.......Aspas

    Bench:


    moses
    pennant
    sissoko
    traore
    cheyrou
    nunez
    gonzalez
     
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  3. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    A lot of those were in my initial pool. 20 years ago I was a kid so don't really remember too much, but yeah, seems like we've had more than our fair share of log.
     
  4. Donavan Ried

    Donavan Ried Minamino our new Japanese Brazilian Member

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    Itandje
    Degen
    Pellegrino
    Landaida
    Konchesky
    Igor Bišćan
    Bruno Cheyrou
    Charlie Adam
    Núñez
    Voronin
    El-Hadji Diouf

    Subs
    Arphexad
    Josemi
    Kewell
    Cole
    Downing
    Shelvey
     
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  5. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    You've got them off historical squads because Landaida is a mistake and he never played for us. He played for Liverpool Montevideo.

    Itandje played, what, one game?
     
  6. Mors

    Mors Well-Known Member

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    You just invented that player didn't you? Be honest? Never heard of the cunt and he's certainly never played for us in the last 20-30yrs.
     
  7. Donavan Ried

    Donavan Ried Minamino our new Japanese Brazilian Member

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    It was one game too many...
    Busted...
     
  8. manwithnoname

    manwithnoname Bravo old man. Bravo. Member

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    Did you get Landaida from a David Icke podcast?

    Dismal fucking effort. Dismal.
     
  9. manwithnoname

    manwithnoname Bravo old man. Bravo. Member

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    Nice work Sherlock!

    As for Shitandje, he's obviously a horrible and useless cunt, but you're rigbt, I'm not sure he played often enough to qualify really.
    But for total shitness, I always put Kirkland in goal, until Karius that is.

    Josemi at RB.
    The Woy Hodgson triumvirate of shitness, Konchesky, Poulsen and Jovanovic.

    Diouf certainly.

    Paul Stewart, £2.3m from Spurs. Fuck me, Souey.
     
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    binomial Very Active Member

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    Karius Kelly Kryiagakos Ilori Konchesky Poulsen Cheyrou Adam Solanke Markovic Voronin
     
  11. Mors

    Mors Well-Known Member

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    Some of you lot have got short memories considering the post said 20yrs, you've been picking out the donkeys from the last 10. Some back from under Ged etc, dear me.
     
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    Peatcheo Well-Known Member

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    This thread has brought back PTSD.
     
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    Jerry Laser Very Active Member

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    --------------------------------Loris Karius--------------------------------

    Javier Manquillo--Gabriel Paletta---Tiago Illori---Alberto Moreno

    -------------------------------Salif Diao------------------------------------

    Sebatian Leto-------------Lazar Markovic--------------Victor Moses

    -----------------Rickie Lambert--------Mario Balotelli-------------------
     
  14. Halmeister

    Halmeister Some sort of pun about having a well known member Member

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    How many first team games did Illori play? I'm not sure you can include him. Likewise Leto
     
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    tombrown Very Well-Known Member

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    He didn't even play for the fucking reserves
     
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    Woland Part of the Furniture Member

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    You can't have Zinedine Biscan in there. He was MotM when we won at Old Toilet.
     
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    He has a couple of decent games in the CL in 2005 too.
     
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    Aidan O' Neill Well-Known Member

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    Kelly? As in Martin Kelly? We've had far worse players. He was pretty solid he just unfortunately never kicked on
     
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    Dee Well-Known Member

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    The Chilean Winger should be in Gonzalez?

    Nunez is nailed on - he was a fucking lawyer

    Oh and Coates
     
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    We've not had many bad RB's that I can remember.

    Clyne Johnson Finnan Arbeloa only other 4 I can recall & they all had at least 2 great seasons each.

    You could maybe add Manquillo but he was only here on loan & played handful of games which I thought he did ok in.
     

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