Buvac the Brain - gone
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Maybe Lijnders has/will progressed, but in the past his brilliance has been for fine detail. While another coach sketches out the big picture, Pep identified small areas of that which he could enrich through special one-on-one coaching sessions. That's a great combination, and we miss it, but I'm not sure that's what is most needed in this context.
It's all gonna fall apart now. Great
"The Brain" might be a piss-take nickname. He's actually just a lovable simpleton they keep around to help hand out bibs and tidy up the cones.
Let's hope Klopp is more George Michael than Andrew Ridgeley...
Indeed.
Whatever problems he's got, it's possible they're not directly related to Klopp or the club. He may be facing family or other emotional issues which have so completely knocked the stuffing out of him that a temporary departure could be seen as the lesser of two evils, even at such a time as this.
Is Klopp John Lennon or Paul McCartney? I'm going to say John.
'After the farming accident, Buvac was never the same. Some cruel local boys nicknamed him 'The Brain' and it just sort of stuck.' Said Klopp. 'I keep him around now because he's no trouble... I've never told anyone this before, but I was driving the tractor that day'.
Klopp is definitely the happy, lovable Paul. Buvac has got that darker edge.
Then we're fucked. Fucking Frog Chorus here we come.
Is it right to call this a brain fart moment?
Anyway “spending some time away from the first team environment between now and the end of the season” - does this mean he is still around and might be doing work with the reserves or academy?
Anyway “spending some time away from the first team environment between now and the end of the season” - does this mean he is still around and might be doing work with the reserves or academy?
Could be worse. We’d truly be fucked if Klopp were living in an octopus’s garden.
Expect to see a mysterious hooded figure sitting behind the Roma bench on Wednesday night ...
As long as he stays in the shade...
I bet Achterberg is Yoko Ono, the useless cunt.
On the positive side, Paul was the one who stepped in to play lead guitar on Taxman when George couldn't do it, and the drums on Back in the USSR when Ringo was away, and loads of stuff that John couldn't do, so at least Klopp is well set up to cover for all of his absent staff.
klopp should get a temporary secretary til buvac returns.
We can always bring back Brodge:
...You think he might be a gay drug addict?
Maybe mr Brain has been holding us back and it is his fault we keep drawing against relegation fodder. Yes I think I choose to believe this.
True. A pair of fucking arsepicks.
This really doesn't sound good ...
Expunge the Jonah!
Yeah, if we didn't already have our tactics sorted out, which don't seem to be a massive big deal when we've got Salah (song continues)
Is it true that he was sent to the stands when we werent awarded a penalty?
According to Honigstein they’ve had massive bust ups during the 17 years, but always made up.
Here’s hoping, if true
So Buvac was ready to sacrify all on the alter of no 6.... but Klopp went full throttle on Stoke?
Other way round, surely?
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