Carroll

[Fabio]

I wonder if there will be a swap deal with Newcastle for Ba and a few quid in Jan.

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[gkmacca]

Harry hasn't allegedly attacked a photographer has he?

Or allegedly smacked a woman in the past

No, he's just a Nazi outfit-wearing sponger who's helped kill loads of them horrible Iraqis, gawd bless 'im.

 

[Spionkop69]

We sold a striker that couldn't score for £50M and replaced him with another that couldn't score for £35M on lower wages.

Whilst not a roaring success the scenario does end up with us being at least £15M to the good.

Which we spent on Henderson or Downing. Take your pick....

 

[Spionkop69]

I think everyone in the public eye should beat paparazzi up & smash their cameras every time they see them in the public interest.

It's stop them being harassed & stop shitty celebrity 'news' plastering their shit everywhere.

Fuck their human rights, they don't give a shit about anyone else's.

This. So much this!

 

[Hyena]

I think everyone in the public eye should beat paparazzi up & smash their cameras every time they see them in the public interest.

It's stop them being harassed & stop shitty celebrity 'news' plastering their shit everywhere.

Fuck their human rights, they don't give a shit about anyone else's.

How would the public distinguish between the paparazzi and honest genuine stalkers like myself?

 

[Spionkop69]

How would the public distinguish between the paparazzi and honest genuine stalkers like myself?

The quality of your camera. If you use a phone, you're a stalker. Expensive Nikon, you're paparazzi and must die!

 

[nealmac]

Was he actually pissed though? There's a difference in going out for a few pints and getting completely bladdered. Ok, it was a Christmas party, so there's a good chance he was, but I think he's as entitled to a drink as much as everyone else. As long as he turned up fresh and well at his next training session, I couldn't give a fuck.

 

[Niall K]

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Someone's going to get a poke from somone in John Travolta fancy dress

regards

 

[Niall K]

Wearing white whilst drinking Guinness is just daft

 

[Ryan]

What an utterly useless cunt he is.

 

[737Max]

Lesson to be learned: never wear all white whilst on a crazy drinking bender session

 

[gkmacca]

...or playing in an FA Cup Final against the mancs.

 

[Ryan]

Or ever.

 

[Gary25]

Right, some photographer is harrassing West Ham players on a night out(or just Carroll himself), makes some accucations and suddenly Carroll's defo beat the fuck out of him?

Ok you might think he's a shit footballer and our worst ever value for money signing but lets not just assume he did anything wrong here.

 

[gkmacca]

Fancy a Guinness?

Nah, first things first, we've got a cup final to throw away!

Don't tell Ross!

 

[Jack D Rips]

Still hard to believe that someone thought it was a good idea. Wouldnt you think that at the very least they would have had a fitting.

 

[peterhague]

Yeah funnily enough that's what I was thinking!! They don't fit at all!

 

[gkmacca]

Yeah funnily enough that's what I was thinking!! They don't fit at all!

That's why it's laughable now when Robbie keeps going on TV and boasting, 'It still fits me!' Yes, Robbie, it 'still' fits you now because it was about two sizes too big back then!

 

[Red_Water]

WHU apparantly will cancel their loan deal in January

So we allowed them to insert an option to do this?

http://www.clubcall.com/west-ham-united/hammers-to-call-time-on-carroll-deal-1519334.html

 

[Holle]

WHU apparantly will cancel their loan deal in January

So we allowed them to insert an option to do this?

http://www.clubcall.com/west-ham-united/hammers-to-call-time-on-carroll-deal-1519334.html

We're shit at doing transfers?

Now there's a surprise.

 

[Red_Water]

We're shit at doing transfers?

Now there's a surprise.

It could be all bollocks. But considering he's scored once, and is currently injured, and oh! mostly shit I'm not surprised they are trying to send him back to us.

With Ba possibly leaving Newcastle they could be in for him.

 

[Tal]

How long is he expected to be out injured?

 

[refugee]

How long is he expected to be out injured?

2 months I think

Due back at the end of Jan

 

[Squiggles]

Nothing would surprise me about him. I've saw him on the piss three times, every time he was fucked, two times he was insulting everyone around him.

Flog him for £8-9M and lets move on.

 

[nealmac]

Who gives a fuck? Just sell him.

 

[Wilko7]

Nothing would surprise me about him. I've saw him on the piss three times, every time he was fucked, two times he was insulting everyone around him.

Flog him for £8-9M and lets move on.

I thought nothing could top the Aquilani transfer in the disaster stakes.

 

[LarryHagman]

We should have took that 15M 'insult' offer from Newcastle. Its about 16 times his true worth.

 

[Gary25]

Nothing would surprise me about him. I've saw him on the piss three times, every time he was fucked, two times he was insulting everyone around him.

Flog him for £8-9M and lets move on.

When and where?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Anyone. In January.