You actually said,'The body of a welsh milkman', to be exact. I remember thinking it was very well observed at the time.
I do not care if mighty Liverpool have made a bid for my captain and best player Charlie Adam – if they don't improve it drastically or put a "1" in front of it, then they can go and whistle. They have offered £4m, which I think is a disgrace.
Anyone who doesn't agree with me should watch a video of yesterday's game with Sunderland because Charlie was immense, the best player on the pitch. He has some unbelievable skill and talent and if other clubs think he is only worth £4m, then I despair, I really do.
We've had three bids for him so far, from clubs that are round and about us in the League, but I'd suggest that rather than waste my time, or try and unsettle my club, they offer me a real amount of money.
Charlie deserved better than just the one goal he got yesterday, but Sunderland's keeper Craig Gordon made some terrific stops to deny him. I thought we were unlucky not to get anything out of the game to put it mildly. But maybe it was karma from when we won at their place just after Christmas and they dominated and had 33 shots on goal but didn't score from any of them.
Well done to Steve Bruce. His club continue to thrive. They were upset about Darren Bent going but at least they got a decent amount of money for him. We're not being offered anything even half-decent for Charlie and as far as I'm concerned he is going nowhere.
Every press conference, the first dozen questions are always about Charlie and whether he'll be leaving. The constant speculation does not bother me though. The fact he is getting all this attention is deserved because he has played well for us. I want all my players to get plaudits.
Will Charlie go? It is very simple. Life is about timing and this isn't the right time. He will stay with us because the figures being bandied around are insulting. We will get £46m if we stay up so why get rid of Charlie now for a good deal less than that?
I trust Charlie to continue to be professional, even if part of him does want a move away. Every day when I was a kid I heard the ice-cream van and I wanted an ice cream. Did I have one? No. I had to get on with it. :laugh:
I'm sure he is professional enough to look at it again in the summer and think about his choices then. In the meantime I want him to get on with showing off his brilliant skills and passing range for the remainder of the season. Charlie has the chance to help us achieve something really special and then he can gain his reward, so I don't see the rush.
Charlie Adam will have to forfeit a massive £1million bonus to earn his dream move to Liverpool.
The Blackpool captain decided he wanted to leave the club as soon as Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish entered the race for his signature with a £4m bid on Friday.
Aston Villa and Birmingham have also bid for the midfielder but the thought of joining Liverpool has convinced Adam to leave.
But Sunday Express Sport can reveal that Adam has a clause in his contract entitling him to a share, believed to be 20 per cent, of any transfer fee. But if the former Rangers star asks for a move he forfeits the windfall.
That means a likely compromise offer of £5m would cost Adam £1m, but last night it appeared that he was ready to sacrifice the cash by slapping in a transfer request.
Dalglish, rather than Liverpool’s director of football strategy Damien Comolli, is driving the move for Adam, who Blackpool boss Ian Holloway wants to keep until the summer.