Confirmed Summer Transfers 2023

[King Binny]

Benjamin Tahirovic to Ajax for €8.5m.

 

[rurikbird]

 

[tombrown]

Oh yeah just clocked onto that or maybe he meant month, not sure he even knows himself tbh.

TB playing his typical unfunny TB games.

Year

Sky, BT, Premier, Optus, Star, Bein, Fubo, Astro, Now, NZ Sky etc etc

 

[binomial]

Year

Sky, BT, Premier, Optus, Star, Bein, Fubo, Astro, Now, NZ Sky etc etc

I’m happy for you man.

Can you let me know how you pay your £150 a year mortgage while you’re at it, assuming of course you’re not still living with your parents.

 

[Markeh]

Surely you pick up on bits and pieces people say that alert you to the fact they’re fully grown adults with homes and children

 

[Fabio]

Surely you pick up on bits and pieces people say that alert you to the fact they’re fully grown adults with homes and children

Some people keep things close to their chest. Like not many people know i'm a woman

I am absolutely not a woman

 

[Markeh]

Some people keep things close to their chest. Like not many people know i'm a woman

I am absolutely not a woman

Enjoy your dick pics

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Some people keep things close to their chest. Like not many people know i'm a woman

I am absolutely not a woman

You are absolutely not a woman

 

[Fabio]

Enjoy your dick pics

I'll even rate them for £10. Get in the onlyfans game

 

[binomial]

You are absolutely not a woman

I actually met a woman up in Formby claiming to be Fabio from SCM, gave her a right boning before dumping her in the sea.

 

[Fabio]

I actually met a woman up in Formby claiming to be Fabio from SCM, gave her a right boning before dumping her in the sea.

Good. I don't stand for cheap imitations

 

[binomial]

Good. I don't stand for cheap imitations

& I don't want that for you!!!

I was protecting your identity!!!

 

[tombrown]

I’m happy for you man.

Can you let me know how you pay your £150 a year mortgage while you’re at it, assuming of course you’re not still living with your parents.

I don't have a mortgage

 

[The Nomad]

I'll even rate them for £10. Get in the onlyfans game

You've seen plenty on the slab.. so you should be a great judge.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Fabio]

You've seen plenty on the slab.. so you should be a great judge.

Fortunately i've yet to see one at "full mast"

That would terrify. Who needs a horny ghost?

 

[King Binny]

 

[localny]

Well of course he's going to say that after signing the contract, what did you think he would say? "Oh well Liverpool were my preferred choice but John Henry the cunt didn't have the money to sign me"

There were no digs aimed at us at all.

The club lead gullible fans like you to believe we could sign him.....& the club swiftly moved on before he agreed the deal with Madrid, perhaps you should too?

I think the point is, you can sign for Madrid, and proclaim your undying love, without slagging off the other team who were in for you.

 

[StevieM]

I think the point is, you can sign for Madrid, and proclaim your undying love, without slagging off the other team who were in for you.

That’s what he did.

 

[localny]

That’s what he did.

He went a little further with a dig

 

[Red Bird]

Did people seriously believe that he was coming to Liverpool? With all that public airing of this and that rumour?

 

[StevieM]

He went a little further with a dig

He really didn’t.

Fabio’s right - people are being overly sensitive.

 

[King Binny]

"Fee close to €60m"

 

[Fabio]

Ideally he's another Werner

 

[King Binny]

 

[binomial]

He's got that look of "what the fuck am I doing here"

 

[King Binny]

 

[King Binny]

 

[StevieM]

Keeping Moany Mo as manager and signing youngish players that need developing does not feel like a well thought out strategy…

 

[Fabio]

Really thought N'dicka would go higher than Roma this summer