Match Thread EPL Newcastle (H) - Sat 31st January 20;00

[dee]

Where’s the pretty picture @Momo

 

[Markeh]

ehhhhh i don’t like that team

 

[Momo]

Where’s the pretty picture @Momo

You lot don’t deserve it.

 

[Momo]

 

[dee]

Ahhh glossy picture. Mmmmmmm

 

[Hansern]

They’ve got some serious pace to hit us on the counter

 

[binomial]

Salah and Gakpo again ole ole.

 

[Momo]

Salah and Gakpo again ole ole.

They will both get the full game too.

 

[Markeh]

i’ve been more excited about forward lines involving albert riera and dirk kuyt

 

[Glen C]

That midfield is so lightweight. Thank god joelinton and bruno are both still injured.

 

[rurikbird]

One attacker too many. Slot doesn’t learn.

 

[Markeh]

One attacker too many. Slot doesn’t learn.

it’s wild that he seems to have gone full circle to what didn’t work at the first possible opportunity

 

[Hansern]

Must win game. Anything else than 3 points and he needs sacking. CL places in the balance

 

[dee]

No Wissa or Woltamarde up front. They’ve gone with Gordon, presumably for pace on break.

Bruno fucked and not even on bench

 

[dee]

Seven English starters for Newcastle

 

[Shadey]

Come on slot your season starts with 3 points tonight Zzz

 

[Markeh]

to be honest i can see us pumping them but it’ll be more to do with the state of their team than ours

 

[Bradley]

They are going to marmalise us!

 

[Hansern]

Its perfect that Burn is starting and that rugby/League two ref is in charge

 

[Markeh]

kerkez really couldn’t have put that out for a throw?

 

[Hansern]

We’ve been pretty awful

 

[Holle]

Salah and Galpo wtf.

I swear that cunt is trying to damage us on purpose because he knows he's a goner.

 

[mom]

Are we at home?

 

[aquaman4]

opening minutes we look weak

 

[dee]

These corners are getting ridiculous. That looked more like an American football sack play

 

[Halmeister]

Haven't put two passes together in 8 minutes

 

[dee]

Oh get up

 

[Shadey]

Argy bargy on our Argy.

 

[Markeh]

mon alexis, you can get up

 

[Momo]

I’d sack Mac allister for that.