Failed drug test

[ArneSlot4PM]

Just heard that Kolo Toure has failed a drug test.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Shame

 

[Woland]

It was for my malaria

What? Crack?

 

[ILD]

I totally forgot Kolo went to City for a min.

Silly boy.

 

[Squiggles]

Good.

 

[Gernando]

Manchester City confirm that the FA has informed Kolo Toure that an ‘A-sample’ provided by him has tested positive for a specified substance.

As result of this, he has been suspended from participating in all first team and non-first team matches pending the outcome of the legal process.

There will be no further comment from the football club at this stage.

 

[ILD]

Welcome Gernando.

 

[Woland]

If it's performance enhancers then I'd expect a 10 point doc.

 

[ILD]

Is their any precedence? Who was the last person to get caught bar Mutu and his love of snow.

 

[Rosco]

Paddy Kenny got a 6 month ban for Ephedrine. Rio Ferdinand got an 8 month ban for skipping his test.

No points deductions as far as I know.

 

[Bradley]

If they were performance enhancers he'd be wanting to speak to his dealer, he's not been anything special has he?

 

[Rosco]

No but he's probably actually about 36.

 

[RolandG]

He should have got on the blower to Rio to get advice on how to doctor the test or skip it altogether!

 

[Niall K]

[quote author=RolandG link=topic=44421.msg1294357#msg1294357 date=1299185833]
He should have got on the blower to Rio to get advice on how to doctor the test or skip it altogether!
[/quote]

Yep. Either that or not taken drugs at all !

 

[Stulikesdrums]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=44421.msg1294313#msg1294313 date=1299182417]
No but he's probably actually about 36.
[/quote]

Ha, same age as Oba Martins.

 

[the count]

[quote author=Bradley link=topic=44421.msg1294310#msg1294310 date=1299182344]
If they were performance enhancers he'd be wanting to speak to his dealer, he's not been anything special has he?



[/quote]Maybe he is worse than you think!

 

[themn]

Apparently he took his wife's slimming pills or something.

Ronnie Irani is shouting ZERO TOLERANCE.

He wouldn't be saying shiiiiiiit if it was fucking Jar-Jar or Vidic.

 

[King Binny]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/football/article-23959106-kolo-toure-was-obsessed-with-his-belly.do

A report issued by the FA reads: "The context is that for some years KT (Kolo Toure) has had a problem controlling his weight.

"He has become obsessed with his weight and more particularly the appearance of his belly."

The FA have released a 16-page report giving their reasons for the ban.

 

[iseered]

Assuming he doesnt get banned there should be some fat-themed chants aimed at him next year.