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Just a little analysis on Chelsea and UEFA's FFP rules. This doesn't seem to have had a lot of exposure in mainstream sources but I thought it would be worth discussing.
Firstly, this is all public information.
A summary of UEFA's punishments can be found here:
The CFCB First Chamber imposed disciplinary measures against 12 clubs in breach of the financial sustainability requirements.
www.uefa.com
Chelsea's settlement agreement can be found here:
Digging into the detail of Chelsea's agreement:
1. They have been fined a total of €80 million, of which €20 million is payable immediately. Some media outlets have been reporting €31 million of fines, as the lead press release refers to a squad cost rule fine of €11 million. It isn't clear that's in addition to the €20 million, but I think it might be, and I'm guessing those papers would have had €31 million confirmed by Chelsea.
2. They will be fined (up to) a further €20 million in each of the next three seasons if they fail to meet targets.
3. These targets are expressed in terms of "football earnings deficit". This is old-style FFP. Broadly, losses of no more than €5m over three years, but you can get away with losses of up to €60m if the owners put equity in.
4. Ha! I hear you say, Chelsea sold their car parks, hotels and women's teams so they have massive profits and will be fine. Well, here's the interesting part. Because UEFA's letter says that Chelsea have to "...provide financial information
based on an appropriate reporting perimeter, in accordance with the CLFS" (CLFS is basically the FFP rules - it stands for "Club Licensing and Financial Sustainability" Regulations).
5. So what is an "appropriate reporting perimeter"? Well, firstly, a reporting perimeter basically means "which companies' results do you report". The rule is quite lengthy, but what it basically says is you report on the football club, plus any other entities carrying out significant football activities, generating revenues and bearing costs. I'm struggling to see how their holding company would fall into this definition. Want to guess which company made those big profits on selling stuff to other Chelsea companies? Yep, the holding company. Now bear in mind that UEFA also ticked off City for their intra-group transfers 10+ years ago. Fair play, they're being consistent. So my read is they need to get to break-even football earnings without counting all those dodgy sales about which the Premier League shat the bed.
And just a bit of further historical context here. When their current owners fessed up about the historic failures to disclose, their settlement agreement found that the club had given "incomplete" information on their reporting perimeter in 2018 and 2019, so they have form on this.
Beyond the financial sanctions, there are also prohibitions on registering new players for UEFA competitions unless their "Transfer Balance" is positive. That is defined as cost savings from sales, less extra costs from purchases. Which basically means, as I see it, they're going to have to make a profit on sales v additions (transfer fees in, less transfer fees out, less any difference in wages), otherwise Joao Pedro isn't playing in the Champions League next season.
Beyond that, if they breach the terms of UEFA's settlement agreement (and if feels like they're going to have to make serious sales to avoid that) then they'll be excluded from the following year's UEFA competition, if they qualify for one.
Chelsea are under monitoring for 4 seasons. Villa for 3. The only other team on 4 years was Lyon, just to put into context which particular naughty step they're on (the top one).
TLDR - they're properly screwed.